San Diego Beach - September 25, 1890

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

Imagine you're getting wheeled in the back of an ambulance and you pass a sign reading "prototype jack memorial hospital & experimental food research facility"

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

we dont chaos kill that many people.

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

Now remember kids, the key to toiling is to never stop and look back at what you have achieved. The moment you succeed at something you should forget about it and start toiling on the next task.

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"