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Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

the dutch bike helmet discourse is still so funny. scores of indignant dutch people going on about how they dont need to wear helmets because everybody is used to bike based stuff and knows how to handle themselves, periodically interjected by people who work in emergency rooms in the netherlands talking about how many cases of bike fall related head trauma they see regularly.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

we used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? and we used to laughhhhh

Do not let gamers near nonbinary characters

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry