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lisa simpson could replace light yagami and successfully trick L but light could never handle having bart as a brother

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Ok, so, bottom surgery recovery is going ~splendidly~ tbh, Iβve been off opioids basically all week, sheβs healing well, she even looks pretty which at under the one-month mark is making me feel pretty optimistic. The only problems itβs giving me are that sometimes if I see something really gross it makes my body feel like itβs trying to suck itself inward from my vagina, like a black hole generated by the power of βew ew ew,β and that healing is really tiring so Iβm likeβ¦always sleepy. But tbh most of bottom surgery recovery has been peaceful, Iβve had a lot of time to do some self-reflection (which I hate, doing my own therapy as a patient suuuuuucks), BUT, I do have one funny story:
Right as I wake up thereβs a nurse there who hustles over and says heβs glad he saw me wake up and tells me heβs giving me some pain meds and then he gives me IV Fentanyl and so I go from like βOw ow ow ow awake awake awakeβ to βooooooh fuck Iβm floating on clouds made of rainbowsβ in like 6 seconds and so I was pretty out of it. The hospital had all the recently-post op patients all in one big-ass room, and they see patients for ALL sorts of surgeries, so I was next to an old guy who got his knee replaced on one side and some young 30-something dude with some kind of mechanism on his leg. So I asked him what happened since I was high as fuck and feeling kind as a result, and he said he broke his leg hiking off-trail when his leg went down a literal rabbit hole and snapped his shinbone. I say something like βdamn dude that blowssssssβ while giggling because Iβm high as FUCK on actual fentanyl and heβs like βYeah, for real, Iβm feeling great right now though! What about you? What are you in here for?β
And I fully was not thinking like a person, I was thinking like a fentanyl-addled tgirl so I just go βOh, haha, they cut my dick off!β
And he just kinda stops and is like βHah-WAIT what? Why?β and I was trying to think of an acceptable answer to tell this cis guy because itβs dawning on me through my drug-induced haze that not everybody wants their penis gone and before I can think of a response two nurses just came up andβ¦wheeled him away. Idk where to, and I donβt think he did either, because he kept looking back at me and frantically asking the nurses where they were taking him and I never gave him an adequate response so he probably thought he was gonna get that βTransgender for Everyoneβ shit before he was probably actually delivered to whoever his ride home was.
Damn self-disassembling cameras, always breaking down.
He sucks soooo bad. I love him.
"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed π
βItβs not that deep!β Yes! It is!

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I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it
the cambrian period was like 10 years ago
the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago
the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!
making a collection
Wait I have more

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Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it
If you're white and seeing some discussion involving people of color, you may feel like you have to jump in and share your perspective "as a white person." But you actually don't have to! It's really not needed, in fact. It turns out white people's perspectives have already been heard loud and clear on just about every issue. No need to type all that out
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suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time
(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
can we focus on the gnome for a second
wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat
these are the people i have to share a highway with