Having a blorbo is so embarrassing like sorry I have to go and self regulate by looking at The guy

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Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Jules of Nature
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One Nice Bug Per Day
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

shark vs the universe
Noah Kahan
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Having a blorbo is so embarrassing like sorry I have to go and self regulate by looking at The guy

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A diagram comparing a human hand to the equivalent limb in other mammals from Henry Fairfield Osborn's The age of mammals in Europe, Asia and North America (1910).
Full text here.
"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."
Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]
HEY wanna read but annoyed on where to find copies of books?
Here's an archive with millions of PDFs of books and papers and magazines and essays and stuff.
I've been looking for such archives, thanks
i was not going to publish this essay because i don’t like to yell but here the fuck i am.
the first link broke, here you go
BEGGING us to read nonfiction every now and then. Like. Words on page. It doesn't have to be the only thing you do, but you gotta keep in practice with it. No easier people to subjugate than those who question nothing they're told.
This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:
A coelacanth displays its species' odd swimming technique. Filmed in Indonesia. From Deep Ocean: Kingdom of the Coelacanth (2025).

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inadequacies i carry with me - pokémon legends z-a [ao3]
Summary: Opening up about her past to her new partner Zygarde, Harmony confesses to her insecurities. To her surprise, Zygarde confesses to her in return.
Zygarde is polite enough to let you show it around Hotel Z, as you’ve done with all your new Pokémon partners, but it already seems to know the layout. Almost as if it’s been living here as long as you have.
The hundredth cell. The final percent, recalls a suspiciously cryptic old man-like voice inside your head, and you really have to take a moment and think to yourself about that one. If you’re not totally off base, and just didn’t imagine the cell popping out of your bag to help fight Ange, Zygarde has been living here as long as you have. It must’ve… really watched you grow, and stumble, and grow by stumbling. Blustering along with confidence you knew you hadn’t earned.
Zygarde watched you finally earn that confidence. Huh. That makes you feel some unauthorized fucking feeling.
…Well, maybe you totally are wrong, and Zygarde’s just known Hotel Z since long before you ever stepped foot here! Maybe it even has its own room! Maybe it played bridge and drank tea with Floette and AZ on Saturdays. Maybe they talked about Mega Evolution, about history, and how they were all there to witness it — bunch of bridge-playing, tea-drinking old farts. Zygarde is immortal, right? It’s gotta be. It just acts so full of youthful energy — you’ve seen a grown-ass man not even try to keep up with those zoomies — but spiritually, and also literally, it’s still an old fart.
Oh, you’ve let yourself get distracted, haven’t you? While you were thinking too hard about bridge and immortality, you led Zygarde to the elevator and pushed buttons on autopilot, somehow winding up on the roof. Zygarde trots out into the evening air, right up to the railing, as it gives the Lumiose skyline an approving look — and then flops backwards, landing on the couch with a snort. It gives you an expectant stare, not quite the same as its intense gaze you’ve come to know in battle — but still, you’re pretty sure you’re interpreting this one right. You flop onto the couch right next to it, and yeah, yeah, there’s your proof that you were right on the money — because Zygarde huffs and rumbles with pleasure, as you scratch it behind its ears.
keep reading on AO3 (one-shot, 4k words)!
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl
*cools ur dashboard down*
imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly
exactly, bestie. Exactly
podcasts could have been so good but they decided to make the main genres True Crime and Men Talking. shut up shut up the public yearns for audio dramas
i do appreciate how tumblr LOVES podcasts that aren't what most people think of when they think "podcast." you people love strange and terrible things happening to queer & confused characters, and i respect that
that being said we need a broad-scale revival of the golden age of radio (but this time without the Hays Code). before everyone had a television, radio dramas were THE premium form of at-home entertainment. there were so many to choose from: comedies, mysteries, crime, sitcoms, soap operas, you name it.
I am SO glad the public is rediscovering the joys of listening to audio plays, and damn well hope we can get some more variety. currently BBC Radio is doing amazing things with audio dramas (but the availability on their website is...not great. some shows pop up on archive.org before getting taken down for copyright, so pirate it when possible).
If you like horror podcasts, I recommend two canadian radio shows from the 1980s: Nightfall and Vanishing Point, both free online (and with amazing production value). also BBC's Fear On Four, some episodes of which are currently on archive.org (so download em while you can!)
@sherdnerd wrote: #one of my pie in the sky ideas is an audio drama set during the year of the 6 emperors
... Remind me of this, friend. I may actually write a script for it.

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The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
so far one theme of the 30s for me has been realizing that literally every human being on earth who appears completely cool and collected and together with it at first glance has some threshold past which enough known information about them will shatter that mystique completely. i don't even say this negatively or pessimistically it's just been helpful to keep in mind that we're all like that.
Gem dragon design updates I did for D&D The Book of Dragons last year. Prints of them available here

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Here is a free pdf of the players handbook
Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything
Here is a free pdf to monsters manual
Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything
Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide
Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters
Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes
For all your dnd purposes
Reblogging for other dnd nerds
>^>
also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips
and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what you’d prefer