Good evening

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

Rich, eccentric, elderly widow Lady peering over at the conversation: That one. That one shall be my heir.

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?

it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality

Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit

Wait, there are people who think human rights are decided by whats written in the constitution? The american constitution?

Huh

The fish tank is filled with a gas called sulfur hexaflouride, which is more dense than air. This gas is so dense you can actually fill a fish tank with it and then put an aluminum foil boat on top of it to give the impression that the boat is floating. He then scoops some of the heavier gas out of the fish tank and pours it into the boat. The boat fills up with the heavier air, and sinks to the bottom

The hell

Science is just witchcraft that can be explained… No one can tell me any different.

Gases act like liquids but the molecules are spread out further than liquids so we generally can’t see them or feel them. But they move like liquids.

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches

I’m literally begging y’all to use the word “women” just once…it won’t kill you.

ive actually never heard of them

AMERMRICA DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE

WHAT THE HEC IS THAT I SWE TO FIBLAY IF THIS US AMITHER FANTACLAY CANDE WHEL MIPPLING A

HOL DOKE YOU GINSA LILIP WIPLI TETRU

who’s gilli goshe oppler to film ass chili piss city and telma thelma brill wanks chocolay oranage eximpt evelemere 

am I having a stroke