Yemventures

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

i hate eating food in the summer. why are you making me do this. i should be able to pull a reverse bear gambit where i eat a lot of nutrients all winter and fall and spring and then i sleep all summer. alternately if it's hot outside i should be able to survive comfortably by eating fruit and lettuces and perhaps sometimes ice cream. there should be NO physical consequences for doing this when it's above, like, 65F or 18C.

aestivation. they should let me aestivate. in the manner of certain tortoises.

its kind of princessphobic to use a condom. saying you dont love her enough to try and knock her up.,,.....

when im an obsessive perverted freak but its ok bc my heart is pure

Sooooo you wanna get high and make out?