Zenith Enfys

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?

This is the kind of post that is baffling until you see the next post and it’s a store with a horse in it but everything’s red. except. there is no second post

inserts my usb c into your port

i mean usb a

i read it, scrolled down two posts, laughed, scrolled back up and reblogged

the year is 2145 and historians painstakingly research the origins of a god of shame and humiliation who could turn dogs into mustard gravy

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

the most valueable skill a white leftist can ever learn is how to take an L with grace.

You gotta be able to take an L if your moral and ethical belief systems are to be capable of guiding you. Otherwise you just have an idealized self where you get really mad and scared when anyone points out it isn't actually you. How the fuck are you gonna walk the walk if you can't handle being told when you are not, in fact, actually walking it

you cannot just socially transition into being a good person you are going to have to settle for being a messy human being who has to try and fail and keep trying to get better like everyone else. yeah even when it's embarassing and sucks for you a lot.

Ya gotta learn to earnestly and honestly say "Oh shit, my bad."

And to then end the sentence there, not launch into a paragraph of explanation or panicked super-apology.

[hypnotising you but i'm really bad and shy about it] you're uhhh you're looking at these words, yes? you're reading them. you're comprehending them. the world around you slowly fades out. you're feeling slightly light headed. you uhm. you find yourself compelled to go into my ask box. you uhhh. you. you feel like you really really want to praise me. like really really badly. it's the main thing you want to do. and afterwards uhhh you want to reblog this post. and you feel great. and you tell me in the tags how great you feel. ok? uhhhh ok that's it. bye!

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

Always a reblog. 💋

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

Explain.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s