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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Janaina Medeiros
ojovivo
⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
noise dept.
Three Goblin Art
YOU ARE THE REASON
Product Placement
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
occasionally subtle
Mike Driver
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@zebraairvest
and if you turn to ur left youâll see the emos
is that my chemical romance?
OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr
but it actually is my chemical romance
this is the funniest fuckibg thing Iâve ever seen
IâveâŚ. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. Itâs the blessed post.
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WTF (where's the feta?)
OMG (on my gnocchi.)
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
superheroes are so weak. âkeeping my identity a secret is so hard :/â to YOU. my parents dont even know what type of music i like.
R u tistic
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[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks
Yes -I know about the misshapen man the local judge keeps in the church bell tower. No - I will not be making an issue of it because I have my own problems to deal with it is the 1400's.
Me: I'll have the waffles
Waiter: Would you like whipped cream on that?
Me: hold on sorry
(takes out phone)
(opens Tumblr)
(creates new post)
(types "she whip me until I cream")
(posts)
(puts phone away)
Me: Sorry. Yes please
Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)
The Screenshot (2014)
The Reblog (2014)
Bahahahaha love this
The Unnecessary Comment (2014)
The Revival (2026)
The âThe original?!â (2026)
@world-heritage-posts @worldheritagepostorganization
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
The âNomination for World Heritage Postâ (2026)
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I need a day between every day to recover from the day before
texting my coworker âhey! how are you feelingâ and reading it 40 times to make sure i didnât accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock
i actually canât relate but LMAO this is hilarious
thanks for laughing anyway
Anon hate is shitty and you shouldnât do it of course but itâs also the funniest and least effective kind of hate
For starters the blogger can just delete and ignore it. And given tumblrâs penchant for eating asks I think it would drive some hate senders a little insane if they keep checking back in wondering if their ask got eaten.
For second the anon ask format guarantees the blogger gets the last word in every time. Even if anon sends a follow up message they will never get the last word. And tumblr for better or for worse seems to run on this currency of âwhoever expressed the last opinion in a post is the one weâre supportingâ
For third, this publishes the hate directly to the bloggerâs own followers, i.e. the people MOST likely to take the bloggerâs side. Home court advantage by design.
the core of the fujo fantasy being the externality of the penis
for those who live in a day-to-day world of canât-find-the-clit, i think thereâs something really alluring about the visible immediacy of a hard cock. both in the sense of âthe stark clarity of the boner as a barometer of wantâ (James Frankie Thomas, Idlewild) but also in the (portrayed) comparative ease of casual gay sex acts like frotting and handjobs. your desire is easily known and seen (in the dickprint) and it is easily quenched (with a quick wad of spit and a few pumps). compare this to the torture nexus of the average cisgender womanâs experience of heterosexual intercourse, and also to the less torturous but factual reality that satisfying sex (for anyone!) requires some amount of communication and trial/error. the fantasy is that your needs are immediately known and met without having to ask or direct. the fantasy is that the clit becomes unmissable and unignorable!!!
see also: extreme focus on precome/wetness, ass eating as literary pseudo-cunnilingus, the prostate as a literary pseudo-g-spot, the general glossing-over of bottom prep
#and the ânarrative inconvenienceâ of bottom prep #bc you want them to fuck spontaneously #the second biggest âinconvenienceâ after bottom prep is multiple orgasms but refractory periods can also be glossed over #omegaverse basically takes all this and makes it text
(tags by @transfemmbeatrice)
my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?
[ID: a photograph of a seal with a blobby splotchy silver pattern on its back that resembles light refracting in water, next to a photo of light's flowing white stripes at the bottom of a pool. Second set of images is a fawn ccurled up in the grass, next to a forested trail aglow with dappled light spots. end id.]
dappled with light
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He sure does love his fruits
We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?
And stickers!
he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!
big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
they couldnt take the heat
