Wake up and smell the pepsi bitch

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

You ever look at a girl like “she can’t be real”

being in your twenties is literally so fucking inhumane. and during a pandemic. Oh my god

shout out to all the people who identify with gifted kid burnout syndrome who are probably just neurodivergent but werent diagnosed as a child, who used to devour books like it was nothing and never really understood why the protagonist would leave their cool fantasy world behind to go back home at the end of the story, and who are now extremely disappointed in reality and use escapism as their primary coping mechanism. how’s that bisexuality and deep-rooted anger at the school system going for you?

op you couldve jus come to my house n punched me in the face

almost every tru crime shows hosts at some point will go on a ‘kids USED to be safe playing outside... now its too dangerous because CRIME’ and its such a great example of how the genre is just this self perpetuating propaganda machine bc these ppl can be progressive-adjacent libs but still buy into this reactionary bs so easily bc when you base your understanding of Crime on true crime media you have this profoundly warped lens where you think theres Cyclepaths lurking everywhere and that upper middle class surburban white children and women are the primary victims and etc etc. when the reality is the exact opposite, not to mention that rates of violent crime have dipped SUBSTANTIALLY since the early 90s. like your kids are physically safer growing up now than you were youre just being tricked by copaganda and home security companies after your money

For so long I felt like I was drowning and then something changed and suddenly I had air in my lungs again. Your time will come and when it does, you will breathe in life and out the pain that once left you breathless.

"I loved her to the point of invention" is extremely fucking raw and I adore it.

The bootlickers found this post so let me once again state for the record that landlords are leeches and scum, and if YOU are a landlord, I hope you get ripped apart limb from limb by the people you exploit.

When I hit shuffle, I want the EXACT RIGHT SONGS in the EXACT RIGHT ORDER to play. Why is this so hard for music players to achieve. Sure I dont know what songs I actually want to listen to, much less the order, but if computers are so smart they should be able to figure it out.

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

this next one’s a slow jam

Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo

*sitting alone on my bed* *thinks “hm. i can’t keep living like this.”* *keeps living like this*

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE