I have GOT to stop spending $30

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

lesbian thoughts → lesbian thoughts ↓ ↑ lesbian thoughts ← lesbian thoughts 

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

your friend small af and weirdddd

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

obsessed with the fact that hannibal is technically a horror show but half the fandom watches it like it’s a slowburn romcom with occasional cannibalism

Really the only horror part I can think of is the cliff scene…