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John Oliver's entrance in his first episode of General Hospital.

Uploaded for people like me who don't have or can't easily access it to watch it.

#my roommate: this is like catnip to you it has all your keywords ‘dark hair’ ‘pathetic white man’ ‘suit’ ‘British’ ‘has a gun’#me trying not to drool: this is harder stuff that catnip #thank you so much for uploading op #doing a massive service here

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pieklo

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

tumbalaria

it is time to spread this gif again to encourage our usamerican friends to keep their communities clear of nazis

sleepygayart

birbliophile

made a thing.

saintmattmurdock

WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF

#back on that 2010s bs with this damn series

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shamebats

"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

shamesonlydaughter

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

fiyero3305

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

blueindeed

I tell this story all the time but I'll tell it again! When I taught kindergarten full time, we had a working bee one weekend where we did a bunch of gardening/landscaping in the outdoor area. One of the dads put up a bit of fencing, then stood back and had a look, kind of frowning like he wasn't sure. His wife then came along, and the following conversation ensued:

Wife: GETMO? Husband: (after a moment, with a sigh) Yeah, GETMO. Me: GETMO? Wife and husband, in perfect unison: Good Enough To Move On

Absolutely LIFE CHANGING acronym, friends and enemies.

albertothechihuahua

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

lazywitchling

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella

Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought...” just before thunder

Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh... [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “...yes O_o”

lazywitchling

Mozzarella doubles in sales in the span of a week, right about when the first tomatoes show up

Cheese that I’ve wrapped in plastic will acquire condensation in a few seconds when it’s about to rain big time

“Gruyere” is always the cheese people want to show me on their list rather than try to pronounce it.

lazywitchling

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

elodieunderglass

Cheesewitching. I respect it.

sassysnowglobe

Emily Barber as Queen Aliana in The Wayfinders

#welcome back madelena Raynes #the wayfinders #we have set a day to turn every piece of Jewellry she wears into magic items for our dnd campaign #as it should be

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love-is-pain-highness

Reblog to dramatically improve prev’s day.

feefal

Copper evolution line! Your daily blend of educational and fictional art content

freakingmenace2society

sassysnowglobe

Anyway Galandra voice dump from my last play through because I love her

better-positive-memes

[pictured is a screenshot from a cartoon of two small dogs running side by side. tied to them are sticks, with a sign connecting them. the sign reads, “i hope you get good news on something you’ve been waiting on. you deserve it”]

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lesbianknighterrant

He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

lesbianknighterrant

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times (bardic inspiration)

lesbianknighterrant

i get KNOCKED DOWN (prone condition) BUT I GET UP AGAIN (HALF MOVEMENT)

YOURE NOT EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN (GRAPPLE IMMUNITY)

spicymochi

choose your fav puppy

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