𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐍

girl, don't give people ideas! i'll just have a really hard time saying no to a radio show. well, every medium scratches a different creative itch, so if i get the chance to bounce between stage, film, and tv, i'm going to take it every single time. especially if we're talking about broadway specifically, wouldn't ever in a million lives say no to that. you should come to a show! we'd even give you the special treatment.

your own radio show or maybe a podcast? if you had a podcast, what would it be about? like the theme of it? i think mine would be about funny stories and stuff, like... very conversation-y. if that's a word? i don't think i could ever do broadway. i've got some moves, but i'd need to be able to make creative choices and that's not really an option when every show is supposed to be the same. anything involving you, i'm down! count me in for your next adventure.

oh don't be like that, you know i'll make it up to you. when i go back on tour, you will be the first person i ask to let me arrest! you are too good for me to not jump on it. i can't believe we have both are finally getting our flowers. i have to come see you on your tour and we can catch up.

you better arrest me on your next tour, if that's something you're thinking of still doing. we deserve all the loving we're getting, girl. we're doing the lord's work putting out bangers, so all the praise for us. swing by one of the festivals i'm doing and let's hang out!

i think so too and was glad you shut all that noise down on 'Call Her Daddy'. i just saw the interview and appreciated that because you know how crazy haters can be. i may be partying more then people think i should but i'm enjoying turning 23 and having some free time till i do the festivals at the end of the month

any time, babe. i'm not about to let the haters ruin our friendship. but yeah, some people really are crazy about shit like that, and it's like... chill, guys. partying a little too much is such a vibe and you deserve it. twenty three is no age, so you can do whatever the fuck you want and just chalk it up to being young.

lush life remains in my top ten songs that can hype me up no matter what. i don't think i've ever managed to sit still when it comes on. it's one of those songs that instantly improves my mood, whether i'm getting ready, driving somewhere, or just need a little boost. i think it's physically impossible to skip it when it comes on. you woke up that day and decided to make history, insert debby ryan clip of 'and that's what this is'. ( @zaralarssonz )

"lush life" tends to have that effect on people, so i'm not mad at it. it's one of those songs that'll tickle you all the way down to your toes, if you don't move. it kind of demands it, so i'm glad i'm not the only one. i have some more songs out there that also cause that reaction, but we're easing you into the whole zara larsson universe and "lush life" is a good start. make history? stop, damian. you flatter me... now... keep going. i thrive on compliments. love the debby ryan reference. you're really pulling out all the stops in this "complimenting zara"-game today. i love it.

nah, you were the one who left things on shaky ground. told you already, i don't really give a fuck about how i made you feel. that still stands, so i don't know why you'd want to keep in touch. alright then.. peace out.

cool. bye.

at this point, you should just hire me to come up with your lyrics and song titles. i'm surprised you haven't already. shame.. oh, i see how it is. so you expect me to be a cold hearted bitch twenty-four hours a day? do you have any idea how exhausting it is to be a cunt for even five minutes? you did not send him a card.. zara maria larsson, you seriously need to tone down your urge to wreck couples. she's pregnant for crying out loud. okay, but at least you're safe in the "getting called out" department since none of them can post anything online unless it's attached to a brand deal. your secret's safe with them, i guess? PRIVATE: you don't believe in mirrors? as someone who constantly looks like she just stumbled out of a rave, i highly doubt that. but does madelyn know you used to sleep with her boyfriend?

hire you? i don't need to, because you drop these gems all on your own. i've got a full notes file on my phone dedicated to some of your sayings. and it's password protected, so don't think of trying to delete it. i expect you to be a cold-hearted bitch when you're talking to me, so i don't burst into tears from joy that you're my best friend. being a cunt for five minutes is literally second nature to me, so let me do a "how to be a cunt" masterclass. i did send him a card, but it's no biggie. it was cute! wreck couples? do you really think that little of me? woooow, some bestie you are. i'm literally, wholly and truly so happy for them and their little one, and madelyn is a cool girl. i like her. yeah, that whole thing is pretty insane, but lucky for me in the end. maybe that's why i have gravitated towards k-pop idols in the past? because they can't share any of the stupid shit i say or do. PRIVATE: okay, i love mirrors, but it doesn't matter. i'm good at self-reflection so... i have no clue if she knows or not, honestly. i'm not trying to wreck them as a couple, remember? so i'm not saying anything.

miss zara, i've been sincerely missing you ever since our collab happened, we shook some ass and now i need my partner in crime. how have you been, sweets? tell me everything that's happening in your world.

miss tyla! girl, i can't tell you how much i've missed you and our ass shaking. definitely my favorite person i've ever twerked with. i've been good, like... these shows? i'm so honored and i'm having so much fun. although i need that invite to perform "she did it again" on stage somewhere with you soon. if i have to fly to south africa, i will!

𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 ⤑ zara.

ma'am! what the hell? i hear about the record deal thanks to insta! knife to the heart! plus it's just been far too long since i've seen you and i'm feeling like being a pain in the ass. so how are we fixing this before i just give you a damn jump scare and show up at a concert? @zaralarssonz

knife to the heart? pain in the ass? girl, i thought i was the dramatic one in this friendship, but i guess not. you can show up at a show any damn time, and you know this. so don't threaten me with a good time. but if you do announce your arrival i'll roll out the red carpet and pop the champagne.