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so, do you think a bottoms 2 is ever going to happen? because i'm so deeply obsessed with that movie and recommend it to everyone that i talk to. you, rachel, and ayo? dream team, for sure.

you know, we've joked about being down for a sequel called 'tops' or to be honest rachel came up with that, but i've been using it like it was my idea. but i'm so happy you loved it, especially coming from such a huge talent like yourself. i loved 'interview with the vampire' with tom cruise, so obviously i'm curious what it was like for you to step into his shoes as lestat?

I've read you're working with Ryan Murphy again and not only that but with Richard Geere's son, is that true? I don't think the world understands how poetic it is, considering i met your mom and Richard long time ago when they were the world most iconic couple. I am sorry, darling. I am old and i miss your mom and the 90s. How are you angel? I know you are doing amazing things and I am so proud of you. @kaigerber

it's so funny you mention that because we actually all spent thanksgiving together last year. my mom called the parents of every single shards co-star and invited them over. they're all still really close friends and that's the kind of friendship i hope i can have with future ex partners. and homer is such a sweetheart and ridiculously talented. my mom kept saying that seeing him in shards reminded her so much of richard's role in gigolo. but okay, while you were so iconic in the '90s, i mean, hello? you're still one of the most amazing and mesmerizing actresses i know. i'm doing good. completely overwhelmed by all the positive reactions to the series so far, but mostly just relieved. thank you. you have no idea how much hearing that from you means to me. how are you? tell me everything.

i guess you'll never know, since you took the points away from me. make a funny? kaia, you're a grown woman and it wasn't that funny. sorry to burst your bubble. london sounds fun. i could bring some edibles and we could have super fun housewarming? but i have no clue for a present. my first thought was a very abstract, over the top vase or a banner that i found on amazon, but that's all my brain could come up with?

are you seriously sitting there dissing my funnies? huh? huh? trust me, there was no bubble to burst because the humor was very much real. color me gorgeous, but maybe there's a slight chance you were just too high to appreciate a good joke. and thank you for being my ride or die the other night. i'm still not entirely sure when or how we made it back to the hotel, but thank you?

i'm impressed but i'm not sure if it's your german or your commitment to this friendship making me feel like this! you entered a relationship with duolingo for the sake of our friendship... i can't do nothing but respect you for that! and everyone should get themselves a friend that's willing to do that for you! you never had to thank me for being patient! come on, learning a language leaves you feeling vulnerable because you start sounding like if you were five years old again, and that can be frustrating! i'm just glad i got to cheer you on from the sidelines. right? she became an educational resource, which i'm not entirely sure she expected when she wrote that song.

please, you should know by now that i'm anything but a quitter. once i commit to something, it basically consumes me until i've mastered it. of course i did. and while i know you speak english perfectly well, it felt silly to expect my native language to be the default. you're way too kind to me, sweetie. i think there was also a stubborn part of me that figured if i was venturing into the land of german, i might as well commit to the course. so does this mean i finally have an excuse to come visit you in germany?

when's the link up between two outrageously good looking gals? i feel like its inevitable, even more so after i watch bottoms on the plane to nyc. you were so funny in that too. what do you like to do in your free time?

i have no idea, but it was definitely about time. so is this the part where i casually slide my phone number across the table in the hope that a long lasting friendship starts blooming? could you be any more adorable? thank you so much. and please don't judge me too much but i'm actually part of several book clubs. what about you?

hi, you. can't believe we didn't get a single minute to hang out at alycia's housewarming — i would've spent at least an hour bugging you into helping me sort out the playlist, which you would've pretended to hate and then secretly loved. i did see you attend the evening with shawn though, which is so cute. but since we didn't get to figure it out together, give me a song that should've been on it so i can relive the moment in my head and pretend you're right here next to me judging my music taste in real time.

is it weird that i never expected you to show up to a party with the sole purpose of taking over the aux? oh, there'd be no pretending. i would've told you straight up that i'd much rather be sipping champagne on some random rich guy's lap than digging through my spotify playlists. but i also would've pecked you on the cheek and reminded you that you is smart, you is kind, you is important. as for shawn, we just went as friends and agreed to be each other's escape route if the socializing became too much. no biggie. just one song? okay.. either diet pepsi by addison rae or exes by tate mcrae.