Zaphod ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm bisexual and tired. rb if you're bisexual and tired.

your honor i am ​bisexhausted.

Manly advice (for men): show a little bra strap

When she tie her hair up and give you that Gags Gikkelsen

I hate this comment most of all lmfao :(

I quote this daily

Manly advice (for men): show a little bra strap

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer