what a mess

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

'let him cook' has positive implications for the act of cooking but being cooked is problematic. this tension, where agency is the necessary qualifier for goodness, replicates the fear of being penetrated,

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

MY EROTIC ROLEPLAY PARTNER DISAPPOINTED ONCE AGAIN AS I ADD 'SURREALIST ELEMENTS' TO THE SCENE

You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻

for..........

…….teen to twenty-eight days

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are