let swamp witches reign

I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.

i hate you private jets i hate you bitcoin i hate you cars that go 200 mph i hate you golf parks i hate you yachts i hate you huge mansions with a pool i hate you luxery resorts i hate you exessive wealth causally killing the planet and using up ressources we all need

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

The anarchist version of gomez and morticia

op can i have your parents? like i like mine just fine but i’m starting a collection and yours seem cool

OP you’re my personal fucking hero

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

when u snuggle ur stuffed animals the love gets storred in the stuffing for later and then when u hug them later u feel the love come back out its like a spomge

the power of christ compels YOU. im ok though

if i was born a few years earlier i would be a youtube engineer making shit that violates the geneva convention in my garage and if i was born a few years later id be posting thirst traps on tiktok. but instead im trapped here with yall