fartass volfgangus

it’s because you’re always living in that damn castle

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

A lot of people on this site aren't going to want to hear this but a lot of the time an argument between two trans people with different lived experiences isn't transandrophobia or transmisogyny it's just two combative dumbasses squaring up like turkeys who have just seen their reflection in a hubcap.

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

ticks me off kind of unreasonably when people try to facts and logic their way out of common metaphors or thought experiments. "but there's an objectively correct answer to whether the glass is half empty or half full, it depends on how it started" That's The Point Of The Concept, it's about what your assumption is when you see a glass at 50% capacity with no context. "I didn't tie these people to the trolley tracks, it's not my fault, why aren't we looking for the person who did this in the first place?" so what I'm hearing is that you're deciding not to pull the lever because that would make you feel culpable.

I hate the cosmetic surgery industry for so many reasons I really do. But the line between cosmetic and medically necessary plastic surgeries is as a cloud, and we cannot sacrifice bodily autonomy for bans so. We need to dismantle white supremacy and the patriarchy in order to effectively tackle the issue. I should be able to get elective top surgery without medicalising my transness you get?

i try so hard not to care about micro celebrity attention grab bullshit but Clavicular getting embarrassed during his 60 Minutes interview, implying the journalist’s wife is cheating on him, just for the journalist to smile politely but confusedly and go “im not married? :)” and then Clavicular starts stammering and babbling and then angrily walk out of the interview. and then goes home and overdoses. and then survives and goes “sorry i was overdosing trying to feel neurotypical”. is fucking Wet and Wild