This is my final fantasona

My mentor: I wanna do a wall garden, because it doesnt take up too much space

it's a running joke with my friends that not only will I not get my nips grafted back when I have top surgery, but I'll have like. Stickers and stuff where they should be. Customised nips everyday. Or like, a photorealistic tattoo of nipples

Found it!

You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?

I'm surprised I didn't say this in the original post but to specify: Roy Mustang grew up in a brothel, specifically he grew up adopted by a woman running a brothel where, specifically, all the women there are in the business of covert information reconnaissance by playing escort to important politicians.

Wait. So the Trump administration really cut funding to the program that would research and respond to the spread of New World Screwworm past the Darién Gap because they blamed it on climate change, and left the joint international program to Mexico and the Central American Countries... And are panicking now that it's reached Texas, and only now that the flies have already made it all the way from Panama to Texas are they building New facilities to produce the sterile male flies needed to eradicate the pest?

New World screwworm had been eradicated from the US since the 1960s, Elon Musk brought it back in a year.

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

speaking of volcanology i am at my LIMIT with people thinking that yellowstone is "overdue". Its not fucking pregnant. if it ever erupts again we'll have decades if not centuries of warning. whenever theres "increased activity" there it means something vibrated a bit more or something.

#fun fact: yellowstone has to replace their roads fucking constantly because of how much the magma shifts!#they rise and fall like frost heaves except much more extensive and it cracks any concrete or asphalt all to hell#i only lived there for like two years and the road was repaved twice#this is why so many roads in the park are gravel. they might be annoying but at least they don't have to rip it up every summer.#anyway.#my point being that we have kind of a good eye on the yellowstone situation because that kind of fuckery happens all the time#if/when it blows we're probably going to have lots of notice#science!

I don't know why there is this comment that I saw on the story release trailer for Alan Wake 2 that has lived in my head ever since.

While I feel for this random poster, I can't help but giggle a bit (all in good fun!)