feel free 2 be my friend :0)

Ripley's just fuck off and get out of here

Ripley's I'm tired of explaining this shit to you

Ripley's you know what? Whatever.

not my whoville ass eating roast beast

@markiplier

this isn’t about him

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

excuse me

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

white furries call those animal crackers

people can meet eachother in dreams by taking the same number of melatonin gummys its like radio frequencies. if anyone wants to hang out ill be on gummy 148

see u just can’t get this same silliness on any other platform. unabashed tomfoolery. camaraderie amongst the most fun little guys.

oh to be a small mouse in a pastoral children’s novel who lives in a hollowed out tree stump and does nothing but collect dewdrops and sweep their doorstep with a feather