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honestly a good partner isnāt necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that youāre passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it
this is so important
All I can think of is thisā¦
And on the flip-side
FREAKING BE LIKE THIS FOR YOUR PARTNERS!!!
DO THIS!!
P L E A S E
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Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.
Beekeeper here! Just wanted to say that the fact that vegans wonāt eat honey is very silly. Harvesting honey does not hurt bees. The invention of modern moveable-frame hives means we can remove a selected frame, extract the honey and return it without killing a single bee.
If we destroyed the colony to harvest honey there would be no bees for next year, and beekeepers are incredibly careful to keep their bees healthy and thriving. We take *excess* honey that they donāt need, and it stops the hive from becoming honey-bound, meaning that thereās so much honey the Queen has nowhere to lay eggs. And if the winter is harsher than expected and the remaining honey store runs low, we feed the bees plenty to make sure they survive. We also make sure that pests are controlled, bees are treated for disease, and the hive is weatherproof and in good repair, all things that wild bees struggle with.
Keeping bees in properly managed hives where they donāt starve or die from preventable disease is much better for them than being left to fend for themselves, and theyāre far too important to be left alone.
All the fruits and vegetables that vegans *do* eat couldnāt exist without bees, and the hives which pollinate those crops also produce excess honey which the beekeepers can sell to help keep themselves and their hives going.
TLDR: BUY THE HONEY, HELP THE BEES.
He aināt have to spill the tea like that
Naw spill that shit.
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This isnāt the sort of art I normally do, but I wanted a way to thank Taliesin for getting me into The Wicked and The Divine, and I remembered seeing people talking about how Molly was like a WicDiv god and this idea sprang from there!
Iām already so floored by the response this has had on twitter, this fandom is amazing š
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Choose your Class:
Noble Swordguy
Sullen Darkbastard
Not an adventurer, just on patrol for ass in unconventional places
Precious Bundle of Sunshine
Asshole
Big
Advanced Classes:
Chaotic Evil but, like, pointed in an acceptable direction
Moe Through Helplessness
Lady Kinkshame Turbovirgin, improbably the latest of her name
Dwarf
Iāve played Noble Swordguy, Precious Bundle of Sunshine, AND COMBO Ass Patrol + Dwarf. Iāve brushed shoulders with the others, but this has made me realize Iāve never played a Big characterā¦.
Guess I know what to do next ;P
Iām (unsurprisingly) usually Noble Swordguy, but I do like to blend Asshole & Precious Bundle of Sunshine together. Thatās a fun combo.
reasons to love harrison ford
1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote āthe director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shedā 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective
11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my momās birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didnāt even know her he just wanted to be sweet
this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god
Awwwww
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When he was asked to be in Jimmy KimmelāsĀ āIām Fucking Ben Affleckā video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasnāt down with what they were asking. But he just said,Ā āI donāt know, this wardrobeā¦donāt you have anything meshĀ that I could wear?ā
When he was filming āWitnessā he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on itās own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.
My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.
And he paid rent to live there the entire time.
Local Carpenter Stumbles Into Stardom, Worries This May Interfere With His Carpentry
My step sister was driving through Wyoming once, near Fordās ranch. She stops for gas, and as sheās filling up, this huge motorcycle roars in behind her, scared the pants off her. The rider, dressed in all black steps off, and she yells at him āwho do you think you are blasting in here like that, you Darth Vader looking motherfucker?ā. He takes off the helmet, and itās Harrison Ford, and without missing a beat he says
āHey! Iām not Darth Vader, Iām Luke Skywalkerā
From the co-production designer on The Force Awakens, Darren Gilford:
āThe Millennium Falcon was the first thing we were actually building. I had been in London and I came home back to L.A. for Christmas. So I go to Sports Chalet to do some last-minute shopping; I get there early, run to the back of the store, get what I need. Iām coming back through the store, and I just happen to pass this person holding up a pair of ski pants, and itās Harrison Ford. I look at him, he looks at me and puts his head right down. I can tell he doesnāt want to be bothered; Iām sure from the look on my face he knew I knew who he was.Ā
So I walk past him, and after about 10 feet I think, āIf thereās ever a time to say hello to Harrison Ford, Iām building the Millennium Falcon!ā So I turn around very hesitantly and go, āHarrison, Iām sorry to bother you. Iām co-production designer on the new Star Wars, Iām just back from London, and Iāve been building the Falcon.āĀ A big smile came across his face, he put his hand out, and we had such a great conversation ā he couldnāt have been sweeter.Ā
As Iām walking away, he goes, āDarren!ā and calls me back. He goes, āThe toggle switches.ā I go, āToggle switches.ā He goes, āThe toggle switches on the Falcon. When they built it the first time, they bought cheap toggle switches without any springs in them. Every time I threw a toggle switch, it fell back; it wouldnāt hold. It drove me crazy. Please, make sure the toggle switches are fixed this time.ā I go, āNo problem! Iāll take care of it!āĀ
So months go by, Iām back in London, weāre getting close [to principal photography], and I get a phone call saying J.J.ās headed down to check out the cockpit, and Harrisonās with him. I run down there and I see J.J. in the passenger seat and Harrison in the pilot seat. Theyāre just giddy; theyāre having so much fun. And then I see Harrison look up, and he just starts throwing all the toggle switches: boom, boom, boom, boom. [Laughs.] And I remember thinking, āPhew, minor victory. Take solace in that and move on. Next task.ā Thatās my favorite story.ā
HARRISON FORD SMILES WHEN MEETING CREW MEMBERS AND IS A NERD FOR FUNCTIONING PRODUCTION DESIGN
Donāt forget about his Halloween costumes
Harrison ford is a chaotic-good-alignedĀ cryptid, confirmed
āHeās not racist he just thinks itās funny to say racist things to see peopleās reactions!ā Yeah thatās a racist
White ppl was really mad about this post
Wait, are you telling me that saying racist things is racist?
being an art major talking to your friends in different majors like
how to check if a d20 is cursed, thought you might like it :D
Oh, this is interesting. I might have to try this out. But I never would have thought about this.
it actually works. i ended up doing it with all my old dice and about 2/3s of them landed on low numbers
public service announcement to the rpg world (again)
Despite the title this is a legit thing to check if your dice are balanced
I wish I hadnāt done this, 3 of my favorite d20s were found out to be āhelpfully unbalancedā when I tested them.
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Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.
This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.
Itās only fitting that this gets reblogged today
This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th
Yourself
āChild rescueā?? They are literally trafficking children
Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon āmasterā is given complete control and āplayersā must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.
Real DM: Please, just cross the river. Youāve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didnāt work. Iām begging you.
i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it
Wow she really needs to shave her legs
im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism
I just need whatever u put on your armā¦ I donāt tan at allā¦ Ever.
i literally said what it was
this post is such a fucking mess
Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm
i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening
Iām dying š¤£
Lmfaoooooo
Bless this mess
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But they arenāt documented so they wouldnāt be paā¦..nvm
This is a huge misconception for regular Americans. When the government uses the phrase āundocumentedā theyāre using it incorrectly because if they were truly undocumented then they wouldāve be in system. However these immigrants are in the system and they pay taxes, file tax returns and get no benefits that citizens and legal residents get. They also get to see ICE showing up at their doors because the government has their addresses. Fun fact. āUndocumentedā workers pays $12 billion dollars every year in taxes. https://www.google.com/amp/www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2016/10/06/how-much-tax-do-americas-undocumented-immigrants-actually-pay-infographic/amp/
Reblogging for info.
āUndocumentedā just meansĀ āwithout papers,ā i.e. a social security card, valid visa, etc. Theyāre still on databases and whatnot, they just donāt have the documentationĀ that allows them to reap the benefits.
so if it didnāt click- the government is aware of their presence and gladly taking their money under the table while simultaneously promoting the idea that undocumented people are a threat and encouraging hatred and distrust of them itās super messed up, literally the scheme of an evil villain, and itās really happening
š£ undocumented immigrants in Los Angeles contribute more to the GDP than the state of Montana and like 5 other states
hi iām tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but theyāre tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. thatās it bye
cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean
tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it
cs lewis: they fucking suck
tolkien: thats not constructive criticism
cs lewis: hereās my OC, itās jesus but heās a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked
Tolkien: lamp posts donāt exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you
CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories
Tolkien: what do you mean
CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees. Ā are trees that important
Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.
~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~
@urulokid
CS Lewis: Not more trees.
Tolkien: This oneās based on you.
casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.
CS Lewis: bitch
Tolkien: blocked
CS Lewis: wait unblock me i need to tell you something
Tolkien: unblocked
CS Lewis: bitch
