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Went to Miku expo and had the most wonderful time Miku came up to me and personally smashed my sense of sight and hearing in with a hammer

I was also there and I also recieved the hammer /pos. I think they invented a new color in that room.

Pasta so long it can't fit in your car and you gotta tie it to the roof. Pasta so long you gotta cook it outside because your ceiling is too low.

This post gains more and more notes as we approach the day

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

I love this post because the replies are like "for anyone who doesn't know what nestle did, they benefited from [insert human rights violation here]" but nestle has done SO many fucked up things you get a different topic in every comment

Nestlé is LITERALLY the largest food company in the world and have one of the worst track records. Pls avoid their products if you can

My biggest advice would be to please go on walks and take care of your gut health and occasionally give yourself multiple orgasms it's best way to be healthy and happy

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

Mini trivia: I put 15 because that's the number of sans' theme on the playlist and I like to imagine the jersey is a hand me down

even if our interactions never extend beyond liking and reblogging eachother i am thankful to know you at all

thank you landmineblogging (moves my foot)💥

also I'm not super good at humans so bear with me

ok every time this post comes by i resist geeking out on it but NO LONGER so these women are probably the same woman and that woman is monet’s wife camille doncieux. he painted her a LOT. but fun fact: monet had this asshole friend named ernest hochede, and ernest racked up some debts, and like an asshole he basically just fled the country, leaving his wife alice and their six kiddos behind. monet immediately got alice and kids to move in with him, camille, and their two kids. at this point, monet, alice, and camille became my favorite probably historic poly threesome. they lived together, taking care of the kids. they were so poor that alice and camille took turns wearing the nice dress so they could go out with monet. when camille got uterine cancer and began dying, alice helped monet cope and took care of things while he painted camille over and over. when camille died, alice is the reason monet was able to survive. when ernest finally died, monet and alice married, and remained married until alice died. at that point, blanche, the oldest daughter, took care of monet until he died. anyway, the point is, the umbrella ladies are probably the same ladies, but as far as i’m concerned, there WAS a historically queer poly family in that household and they were wonderful.