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the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

If you marathon the first 3 John Wick movies you really get to feel that it's only been a few weeks since his wife died and this man just can't catch a fucking break jesus christ

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

Please, enlighten us

@kedreeva

@windvexer

@elodieunderglass ?

Endless creativity! Thank you!

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! These chicken coops are joyful and whimsical!

note: some of these are good stealth coops which are typically employed when owning chickens in your area is unlawful but you really really want to anyway

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist