CatParent (tm)

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

almost all animals have set activity and rest patterns and this guy does whatever whenever

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

can waterbenders bend oil can earthbenders bend glass can airbenders bend sound can firebenders bend mixtapes

Damn, pohlarbearpants did the research

i know i sound like a broken record at this point but spending the entire season waiting for lestat’s facade and petty insufferable persona to get dismantled piece by piece to reveal the core of his guilt which should have been the abuse he inflicted on his black family (which could EASILY have coexisted with the conscientization of his own abuse at gabrielle/magnus’ hands) and being left with absolutely nothing is just insane insane INSANE. it’s like whenever things were feeling like they were building up to something real and sincere this show cynically reminds us that we were always stupid for even hoping. To willingly forgo any notion of a compelling narrative arc and any sense of character progression because you’re just that set on bastardising and humbling your former black MC is unfathomable levels of evil.

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it