netherworld beauty

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

i would top Crossbreed Priscilla and make her feel loved and like a real woman for the first time in her life. she would learn crazy things about her toes

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )

Happy Pride

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast