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hhow are we feeling today robo ky nation. my cheeks hurt from grinning nonstop for the past few hours

Today is the super high school level heir, Togami Byakuya’s, birthday! Happy birthday Togami-ku– I mean, Togami-sama!

When I invited him to the birthday party, Togami-kun retorted “How foolish,” and shut himself in the library… so maybe I could just put the birthday present in front of the library door and leave, but Fukawa-san seems to be waiting there alone with her own present… how brave.

When Togami-kun finally came out of the library and discovered Fukawa-san, he pointed right at the present. “Hey, I want you to throw that thing in your hands in the incinerator in the next two seconds.” But, “Eh.. b-but, this is for Byakuya-sama…” Fukawa-san’s rare rebellion, I couldn’t help but silently cheer for her.

“Talking back to me? You’ve got some nerve. I guess it can’t be helped then.” “T..then…” “Very well. I will accompany you to the incinerator to throw it out.” “Eh?” “I will personally witness you burning that shabby looking bag.” That’s the scene that comes to mind. Even though he didn’t accept the present, she seemed happy for the “date” of walking to the incinerator together…

and

As for the fa– the robust Togami-kun, he appears to have accepted a birthday party. Ibuki-chan seems to have said, “Byakuya-chan, Byakuya-chan! Today Ibuki is doing a concert, Mahiru-chan is taking photos, Teruteru-chan is cooking, and Hiyoko-chan is dancing!” and in this super high tension fashion escorted Togami-kun to the event hall.

“Fu… don’t think such trivialities will amuse a super high school level heir such as me.” “Isn’t that just like Byakuya-chan!! So strict!!! But don’t worry, Ibuki promises you’ll have fun!” “Well, that’s because you all are super high school level as well, after all.” Togami-kun replied with a small smile.

But that’s where Ibuki-chan interjected, “Byakuya-chan, that’s not it. Everyone really likes Byakuya-chan, so that’s why they’ll do their best to make it fun! It has nothing to do with being super high school level! It’s not because you’re a heir or whatever, it’s because you’re Byakuya-chan!” and so they continued to the hall, smiling and squeezing close.

Sighthound illustrations by Raymond S. Pease

-pulled gilneas out of the alliance because “helping people” and “taxes” are for losers

- decided to go one step further and build a giant wall around his kingdom, except it also was going to go right through some people’s land and wall them off from the country they lived in and also leave them way vulnerable to the giant undead army currently ravaging that part of the continent.

-This singlehandedly caused a civil war led by the dude whose lands got cut in half by the wall.  The rebellion was very successful until it wasn’t for Reasons (blizzard r monarchists)

-Then he realized that the scourge currently ravaging the continent that he had done nothing about were going to be a problem and immediately had the perfect solution: release a bunch of worgen into the woods. This immediately went bad because they started eating people.

- “ah shit” he thought. “the best solution is to go on Secret Gentlemen’s Hunts with my boys to get rid of the worgen” He immediately got bit. Sad!

-Cue like the whole Gilneas storyline in which Genn Nobly Rescues His People from the problem he created. 

-THIS FUCKING PANEL FROM THE COMICS WHEN HIS SON TELLS HIM HE LOVES HIM. HES SUCH A HORRIBLE DAD

-jump to like now, when he spends all his time being sad about his son dying and like adopting anduin as a replacement son when he still has a kid left (but warcraft is about fathers and sons so whatever tess)

And then

And THEN

After getting bitten and becoming a worgen himself he had the royal physician developing an experimental cure in secret for YEARS which, while it was not perfect and did not lift the curse nor give the same level of stability as the Scythe of Elune does, was still FUNCTIONAL and prevented him from totally succumbing to the druidic magic

AND THEN

HE DIDN’T DISSEMINATE THIS. AT NO POINT DID HE MAKE THIS TREATMENT AVAILABLE TO THE CITIZENS OF GILNEAS.