heaven's hole

if ur a girl and a loser I love you

You can tell that the kids these days are messed up because Outlier George (who's structurally incentivised to rage bait 10,000 times a day on his podcast and social media) is saying the kinds of polarizing and sexually regressive things that used to be able to go completely unsaid (since every normie agreed they were true).

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

she keeps staring off into the distance saying those shit like "those as youthful as you know not what horrors lie in your past" even though we both know damn well she's talking about the 2008 financial crash

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

you know i'll always come back to you. kindness strikes back !

saber

No one talks about how the Undersiders were running around fighting Bakuda and nearly getting blown up like an hour or two after consuming those greasy ass burgers how were they not dying of stomach cramps

They outran a jeep after eating those things