heaven's hole

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Paraguay : estoy rodeada de estos 3 putos molestos no tengo problemas con los gays tengo problemas con ellos 3 que son insoportables

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

Screaming Mad George’s interior design for the Paranoia Cafe (actually a bar) in Roppongi, Tokyo.

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

Well My Dad Read Me Ulysses As A Bed Time Story And Something Foul And Slick Idea Entered My Mind Scape

i'm not saying you need to like prometheus. i'm saying, when the time is right, you'll already like prometheus

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.