heaven's hole

wearing my DO YOU READ SUTTER CANE? tshirt to work at the library is fun because patrons look at me like its some sort of special librarian thing (i am not a librarian) and not a reference to the second best movie abt sam neill losing his mind

REST IN PEACE

they are doing horrible things to the noble live action roleplay in internet slang

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as