heaven's hole

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

Some music is just only capable of being written and performed by a bald person

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

i want to do things because i like to do them

i want to have fun

Is the Uke a Transfeminised Figure in Society? We Asked Julia Serano and She Begged Us to Stop Calling Her

i'm still mad they killed E3. if they're gonna release a string of commercials the least they could do to get me to watch is to perform a self-humiliation ritual of their c-suite executives on stage try to seem cool. They don't even wear gamer T-shirt and blazer anymore.

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.

what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors