I'm trying to leave my ocean home

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

unleashing the skeleton army on an unsuspecting populace?

yes god finally one of you gets it

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

is that simple task bothering you queen

tumblr users love jacking themselves off to the idea that they’re more intellectual than tiktokers but in reality you guys are just as vapid and moronic you’re just more annoying about it because you’re not conventionally attractive and you think that makes you inherently more virtuous

choice feminism is useless inaction and actively poisons the well of feminism whether it’s coming from a blonde tiktok nurse in utah or a green haired tumblr communist from oregon

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

anything can be about your ocs if you believe

I’ve got that neglected dog stare

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

honestly yall just gotta be comfortable reading books that make you feel stupid

read books that you don't understand. read books where you have to pay attention. read books that make you reread a page eight times to figure it out. read books that you need to take notes on. read books with words you have to google. read books that don't make sense without research on the setting. read books that make you feel stupid because otherwise you'll just be stupid.

Btw most of the time when you start feeling like you're the laziest, most useless unproductive artist on the planet is usually because you're consuming art wayyy more than you actually create it yourself. Get offline and draw NEOW

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do