AT THE END OF EVERYTHING I FIND YOU, MY FRIEND

My helpless male secretary that I scald with hot coffee & blow smoke into his face whenever he is working.

if you want pluto to be a planet so bad get out there and fuck it with your penis so it gets big and pregnant. otherwise don't talk to me about it

you try to give me head under my desk but im a clumsy beadwork artist and im just dropping beads on you over and over

trying to give head under the desk to a leatherworker but they just keep pounding the desk above me with a mallet and its scary and everything is shaking

Don’t make your younger self into your own dead wife.

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

letd go eat parts of that guys car