im thirsty af for
a healthy relationship with a significant other in which we both love and support each other and genuinely enjoy being in each others company
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if i look back, i am lost
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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im thirsty af for
a healthy relationship with a significant other in which we both love and support each other and genuinely enjoy being in each others company

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remember when you were a child and you thought the moon was following you in the car…gud times
donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of a tie fuck you donkey kong
anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep
When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out,
Okay, so very recently, I was cashiering for Publix, and it was late at night, and I actually didn’t wanna be there, go figure. So this woman walks up, buying about 15-20 items, which is a pretty clean run for me, so I’m scanning her groceries, and we carry a small conversation.
During this conversation, she asks me if I’m in school, and I say yes. I tell her about how exams went, as they were near that period, and told her I had a Biology exam that was over genetics. And she looks me straight in the eyes, with seriousness of a heart attack being read in every wrinkle of her white soccer mom face, and says: “Oh, I’m a Christian, I don’t believe in genetics.”
Flabbergasted. My eyes do that spinny rainbow thing that Apple computers do when theyre buffering. A second goes by. I’ve gone through all stages of grief at this point, but haven’t reached acceptance. I have to say something, I have to say SOMETHING. If I just stare at her through this, she’ll know I think she’s fucking dumb and she might get angry, and I don’t need that. Two seconds have gone by. I have stopped scanning groceries at this point, and am just being violently shot back and forth between two sections of the galaxy. I can feel my body taking leave of my soul. Three seconds. I have to say something.
“Anyway, I did well on my accounting exam, so that’s something. Do you have any coupons?”

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a detailed list of things I hate:
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
When a person in Johnny’s is also a Johnny’s fan, and they show their fanboyness unabashedly at any time:
“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING
THINK YOU’RE BABY?
HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE

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The casting was unorthodox.
Let’s not…
marvel: tony’s dead now, you’re free to live your life
rdj: … or i can become tony stark in real life
This always kills me because Ed’s idea of tall is 5'6.
It also ever ceased to delight me how take no prisoners brutal Al is.
Mustang would have made so much fun of him if he’d only gotten to 5′6″
oh same

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Hey! Say! JUMP - 2008.11 Wink Up (pt.2)