"And The Universe Said I Love You"

Why is it always Sonic. What does this series do to people

No actually Dr pepper is the scientist you're thinking of Monster energy

your husband is very handsome

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

SIR.

ooohhh so that's what those are for.... vampire condom

I... Am dead.

find a new niche of youtube videos and maybe youll feel better