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reblog to give ur mutuals a soft lil kissy on the head

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

Put my most popular tumblr post, my family would be traumatized

as a communist, the most common insult i’ve gotten is "tankie," the funniest is "cultist," and the worst by far is "liberal."

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

"lezzing out" so to speak with the angel girl who gave herself a concussion flying into my window. I've been teaching her how to play skyward sword on the switch

waffles

Hiding mood stabilizers in my pet yandere's food so she slowly becomes normal and doesnt realize it until she watches me kiss another girl on the cheek and only gets a moderate amount of upset and then she starts feeling hollow and purposeless so i offer her a demonic blade and- oops i got kind of worked up there. The point is that I'm hiding pils in slices of cheese like shes a dog