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Following this event I felt like we need not only a 'I was here for beta' but also a 'I was here for omega' badge, so I made it:

"You'll find the universe a very small place when I'm angry with you" - Doctor who

"There is glitter in our veins that will outlast our bones" -Southern man who @.hayleyjclark talked to

"Millions of people lived satisfying, meaningful lives during the fall of the Roman Empire" Jonrog1

"It's ok to start over until you die man" Moodymoodimoode

"Probably 10,000 years ago. Maybe 100,000. The youngest human in a group went to the oldest one and said to the best of their ability "come see." And the adult went." @sanderssutudies

"they're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man." @nomniacsdream's cat stole their sandwich

"The battlefield was a meadow first if you think about it" Tags from a post

"We no longer dare to imagine better worlds" i_zzzzzz about iced chai

"the structure rots and the plant reclaims. But i remember" @greelin

"Sorry buddy, I'm not god. Create your own hell." @olibavee's salmon shirt

"if i died and went to heaven and found out all my friends were in hell i would spit in god's face so i could join them" @gayarsonist

"I wanted rain and I thought the best way to do that was to make god cry" KilianExperience about his cursed meal.

"god gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked i would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16" @greimpossibooty

“You are something inhuman to me. you are a changeling. you are a brand wearing ill fitting human skin and i see its skeletal form shift below the surface” ~ mrspider

“The stench of hypocrisy oozes from your every pore” ~ Con O’Neill

“And when we finally kill the gods neither heaven nor hell will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us” ~malewifecomabt

“The ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you’ll ever be” ~ a tag in one of Chickenkeeping’s posts. 

 “if the grand design is so fragile as to come unraveled by th severing of a single thread then maybe there is a better Destiny for those who hold tha sissors” ~ Grimeclown 

“your ancestors would find you incomprehensible and your descendants will despise your grave” ~ Anon message to gayarsonist 

“...Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.” ~enodio_

“We rejoice because we are alive tonight, and we do not know what will come tomorrow.” ~ someone in ineed-moresleep’s DnD party.

“The ground is soft and I’m ready to dig” ~radioactivesupersonic

“Live with what makes you comfortable but know ultimately you’re not telling yourself the truth” ~ imanes

“Why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god that cursed them” ~ Hell-propaganda 

“One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled.” ~curseworm

“If god wanted you to live he would not have created me” ~TF2

“The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil” ~omnybus

“Children inherit the legacy and trauma of violence from the adults waging war around them.” ~spaceshipoftheseus

“is the gardener who cultivates the vine in no way responsible for the fruit it bears? if I prune the tree and nourish the soil, can the crop be said to spring forth as an act of god? nay, say I, no act of god but an act of ME.” @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

“ideals are made of gold and light, but human lives are made of blood and tears, and spill with slippery ease; choose carefully what hills to build and die upon” @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

“I have no memory of happiness, not the slimmest reminder, even the faintest shadow of joy escapes me, slips out the windows and runs away with the wind and I, wretch that I am–I do not give chase. For there is naught left in my heart to spur on the chase.” @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

"violence for violence is the rule of beasts" Obama from someone's dreams

"to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all" Also Dream obama, twofingerswhiskey's mom's dream

"I beg to differ." "Then bed" An interaction on @bisexualdeanwinchester's blog, or not. I remember seeing it on a dean Winchester blog.

"You’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic my friend" Justin McElroy

“The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal.” Camille Paglia

"Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something." Princess bride

"Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything that your soul can comprehend. You cannot cure me in any way that matters." The fucking MUSHROOM POST

“Draw a monster. Why is it a monster?” Janice Lee

"A year ago you didn’t know today" Unknown

"the anger in your heart warms you now but will leave you cold in your grave" a dream, an old woman?

"The Man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one“ Justin McElroy

"That's a funny trick to play on god" Also McElroy brothers, I think.

"we deserve a soft epilogue" Fanfic, Steve rogers?

"I am a monument to all your sins." Halo

"Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars you have won" Warrior cats

"Do you think God, too, stays in heaven in fear of what he has created?" Spy kids

"Only when Lions have Historians will Hunters cease to be heroes" Chinua Achebe

"take no shit, do no harm" Unknown

"Before you tell a tale of revenge, dig two graves" Said in many different iterations by many people

"God may judge you but his sins out number your own" @afabbaddel

"I'll do whatever you want" "Then perish" The obama hewwo rp

"If the world choses to be my enemy, I will fight just like I always have" Shadow the hedgehog

"I will face god and walk backwards into hell" Drill

"All knowledge is based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog" Mickey mouse comic edit.

"Pick a god and pray" Fire emblem awakening

"The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best is today." Greentext post

"You've got to make a statement. You've got to look inside yourself and say: 'what am I willing to put up with today?'" Erin, game grumps

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here" Shakespere

"you seem in an awful hurry to die" Warrior cats

"Either sonic is a god or could kill god and I do not care is there is a difference" Brian David Gilbert.

"Remember you can't save everyone." "Remember you have to try" Check boxes, I do not know the original posters

"In a hundred years they will cut down a tree with our initials carved into a growth ring and they'll wonder why the wood burns so warm" realaccountyeah, the cut first line is "nice spotify link"

"Was it not a bitch that nursed rome" Seeofreads after getting called a bitch at work.

"Are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little man?" Brent spiner to wil weaton in star trek

"...And tell their ghosts we'd have loved them if they were here." @xeansicemane About dinosaurs. I think about this one a lot.

"If no art makes you feel anything, make your own art to feel something" Jenna marbles making a seahorse jacket

"Just try and hunt me, your clown shoes will give you away from 50 yards" "brother you and I hail from the same circus" Anonymous and @firefox-official

"The English have taken enough from this world, I will not let them have my tongue as well." ao3 author's note about english not being their first language.

"I'm going to wake up and do good and so are you and no one gets to vote on that" Travis Mcelroy

"you, mortal beings, are the instruments by which the universe cares. if you choose to care, it cares. and if you don't, then it doesn't." Brennan lee mulligan

"And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting to for them because they created those to imprison us." @malewifecombat, who burned their eggs

"You think I have a choice? I have to be real" jpeg in a Discord screenshot posted by @puyopuyo

"No fate is so immovable that we can not change it" @swords-n-spindles

"Do you remember how we used to run" logicalphathos about a person saying they are his reincarnated dog

"What if I am scared?" "Then do it scared" @yourgothmom and @glowcowboy

"Jingle your bells, little jester. without an audience to care about you, it's the closest you'll get to hearing applause" I saw it as a screenshot of a youtube comment

"Even fate picks its favourites" Megamind

"I don't want to be like this" "So don't be" "it's not that simple" "It really, really is." A comic, I can't find the original poster

"Baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer" @eligiblebastard I quote this a lot

"Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so." @hokuto-ju-no-ken

in that moment, i received some semblance of hope.

i can do this! please!

just checking up on an old friend.

i have a job for you.

they sure as fuck broke the mold with you.

be seeing you.

everything's got a price.

do i look civilized to you?

you look good. and here i'd feared you'd left this all behind.

how many do you have?

i've got that covered.

what are you really doing here?

get the fuck out of my sight.

i'll leave you be.

you've broken the rules.

i'd like to talk with him.

treat all your ladies like this?

i look retired.

you've lost weight.

noise complaint?

have you thought this through?

i'm not telling you shit.

people don't change. you know that.

how much for the car?

there's no rhyme or reason to this life.

where the fuck are you?

it was good. far better than i deserved.

we are cursed, you and i.

how may i be of service?

i'm sorry i can't be there for you.

are you here on business?

yeah. everything's fine.

don't blame yourself.

i'm sorry. my condolences.

to what do i owe the pleasure?

do you really wanna die here?

i once saw them kill three men in a bar with a pencil.

we live by a code.

i gave you an impossible task.

now that i have found my peace, find yours.

i know what you're thinking.

it's been a while. my condolences.

i can make this right.

they knew you're coming.

how do you plan that?

everything all right?

do you need anything for the pain?

so tell me, how was life on the other side?

it seems to be fate, or happenstance, or just bad fucking luck caused our paths to cross once again.

why don't you take the night off?

i'll leave you to it, then.

may i suggest a drink? bourbon, perhaps?

do you think you can scare me into opening this gate?

it's okay. let's go home.

my apologies. i was dealing with an uninvited guest.

you got out once.

people keep asking if i'm back and i haven't really had an answer.

who? that fucking nobody?

it won't matter.

so what sort of movement am i looking at?

you look terrible.

is the doctor in?

i apologize for calling you at this hour.

that's unwise, i assure you.

we were professionals. civilized.

you stole my car, and you killed my dog.

you working again?

i'll have to get back to you.

how good is your laundry?

you dip so much as a pinky back into this pond, you may well find something reaches out... and drags you back into its depths.

you will do nothing, because you can do nothing.

my god! how long has it been? four years?

i thought i'd let myself in.

are you scared of the fucking boogeyman? i'm not.

do i know you?

Damian’s principal watches as this 200+ pound brick shit-house of a guy casually wanders into the school with the most menacing glare on his face as he sips from a starbucks cup, slings his other hand into the pocket of his leather jacket, ignores her completely to turn to Damian and go ‘fuck’d you do now?’

‘fighting.’ Damian responds, looking slightly proud, sitting straight up in his seat. brick shit-house man sticks his bottom lip out and nods consideringly.

‘opponent get a hit on you?’

‘of course not. i used that move you showed me when i was four. executed it perfectly.’

brick shit-house man nods again in approval, sticking out his cup. ‘nice. you get the rest of my oreo frappe as a reward.’

Damian takes the drink and sips it delicately, preening under the guys praise. the kid Damian had been called in for fighting, of whom had been whining about how Damian should be suspended for his actions, had grown nervously silent at the sight of the frankly massively intimidating man, as had his equally vocal mother. brick shit-house man doesn’t grant them a glance, instead looking at the principal.

‘so can we go now? i was in the middle of an interrogation when Bruce called.’

hesitating slightly, the principal asks who this man is, in relation to her student.

‘none of your fucking business.’

ok then. after double checking that Damian was ok with leaving with the man, there wasn’t much she could do but say yes and hope her acquiescing would save her from the weight of his glare. as they leave, she hears Damian innocently ask if he could aid with the interrogation, being as he was now free for the afternoon.

‘are you kidding? Bruce would hate me if i let you near that shit.’ a beat. ‘so yeah but like don’t fuckin tell him.’

No the fuck you don't! Shut the fuck up!