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You finally look like a man again, son. Now don't be lazy, come back once a week so we can maintain it.

"Maybe not put the clippers away just yet mate. Reckon I need to go all the way."

"You want it clean?"

"Clean."

Sweaty tradie Ash gets buzzed

So, um, for fifty bucks you want me to take off these boots and socks I've had on all day and photograph me wearing these thongs? Is this a promotional thing or somethin'? What if they don't fit me? My feet are pretty big. (He laughs) Oh right, three different sizes, you come prepared. Ah ok, what have I got to lose?... And I get to keep the thongs that fit, right? Haha kinda like Cinderella hey.

I'm tellin' ya now the black pair are the only ones that are gonna fit me. How do you know my feet look good enough to be photographed anyway? Haha, you're lucky they are, only I forgot to say I've got one of them crazy sock tans goin' on. It's cos my feet are in me boots most of the time.

Hey ! That's a stroke of luck - just my size. Needed a new pair of pluggers too. Usually go for black ones... So I guess now you want some closeups of my feet wearing em, right? Ah ok...

So at the end of it all Ash wound up with not only a new haircut and fifty bucks in his wallet but a new pair of thongs too.

Meet surprise contestant number 28 in the Mr. January calendar contest, Clancy. Clancy is Ben's best mate who drove all the way from SA to be here. He was all signed up for a buzz cut, as well as the sock tan/calendar comps, but then fate stepped in when his truck broke down halfway. He never expected to make it at all, but he managed to access the required parts and fixed it himself. "Better late than never," he says.

Clancy is keen to catch up with Ben and meet the other guys. First up though, Benji is keen to buzz off his "unsightly" mullet, which Clancy adds, "has had its day." Even before this, Clancy plans to immerse himself in one of the outdoor showers wearing his stinky gear, as he hasn't showered in nearly three days.