I have come to the conclusion that im a cat!

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

did y’all hear they found the venus de milo’s arms ??

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

rapper macklemore: i spit your granddad’s flows

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

Not half as much as the audio is

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

Having a mom who loves writing as much as you do rules

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes