this blog is actually me dissecting my own corpse in an anatomical theater and you are all standing up on the rows looking down at me cheering and booing 

i made lemonade and yummy food but thats not enougb to distract me from the fact that ill never be human

we’re all fraggles in the eyes of the rock

Doctor says I got the depression from a lavender bush growing outside my house. Yep. The smell drifting in through open windows in the summer heat made me melancholy. [reacting to everyone's incredulousness and getting defensive and aggressive] I'm telling you that's what he fucking SAID. He said scents can bring about a mournfulness in the soul. No. He said there's nothing to be done about it now

My rape fags knuckle tat idea is getting some interesting feedback

hi. i dont feel very good about myself sometimes. Can I get really high and cling onto you and feel you get hard against my stomach. or do yuo hate me

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

omg 😳