Dreaming Wide Awake

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

"nobody likes a complainer" you say, like an idiot, as if thriving ecosystems of friendships aren't blossoming every day based solely on people vocally disliking the same things in similar ways

*reaches out my hand in love & friendship* come be a Hater with me

Peerless Cucumber to Airplane Shooting Toward The Sky

“just one more day” i say again and again and again and

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

These creatures are some of the greatest drawings

My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don't want some scroll bar so discreet I can't even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.