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she literally hates me omd and I just try to get her attention Like a Bird omg omg

don’t care + didn’t ask + blood of akasha in me

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

you must grope the princess.

Sometimes i just like being a whore. Like yes please ask me for nudes. Tell me how youll use me. ask personal questions about sex and how i like to be fucked. Tell me how much you like seeing me naked or your fantasies. Sometimes i just want to be an pretty object and used.

can't stop thinking about being full of someones strap oh god

lesbian thoughts → lesbian thoughts ↓ ↑ lesbian thoughts ← lesbian thoughts 

biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

yeah man i bet your package came. In the male

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

soft and cute and made to bruise