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Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

[image description: a drawing of Taako from the waist up, outside, with a forest in the background. He’s a slender elf with brown skin, golden freckles and long platinum blond hair. He’s wearing a very busy outfit consisting of an oversized black wizard hat, blue striped shirt with long puffy sleeves under a dark knitted vest, lots of colorful tassels and pompoms around his neck, black fingerless gloves, and a red, black and white plaid skirt. He’s shrugging with a smile and a wink.]

really intrigued by how daniel's book is described as a "bodice ripper" and "steamy beach read" like do we think he took the time to write out some loustat smut scenes or are the passages describing french bengali smokeshow armand just so unwittingly and undeniably horny that you can practically feel the writer's sweat through the pages

they better fucking move the devil's minion season to a different streaming service bc if amc tries to stop them from showing armand freaking it in unspeakable ways all over that old man I cannot be held liable for the Things I Will Do

man imagine going 73 years thinking that blond bitch is going to come out any minute and expose your marriage built on lies only for your one-that-got-awaytionship from 50 years ago to return in leveled up gilf form and do it instead

A female friend group WOULD fix Armand but Anne Rice often forgot to consider women as people and so this did not happen