Some Random Emo Bitch

…I mean, if I was an elephant, that’s exactly what I would do.

“Come on lads it’s time to fucking uuuhhh step on some things”

is this that Smashing Pumpkins band

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface

tumblr: no

I am forcibly removed from the blog I’ve been running for 9+ years.

You know when people say “I watched this movie because you talked about it” or “I’ve been listening to this artist because I know you like it”, tenderness

I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

Isn’t this what happened to Shakespeare

Future editions of AVPM will have a footnote explaining who Zac Efron was.

*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*

what

what.

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Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping

When a girl is moaning “please don’t stop!” in bed, I don’t give a fuck how much your arm hurts, you deal with the pain and don’t stop fucking her

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

hey, tandem?

I’m out for the evening

ok i’ll wait

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

no

this is what i’ll miss when tumblr dies

Flaccid soda isn’t confined to a website, it’s in your heart

on Tumblr you can just pile up some dirt wherever you want and someone will decide it’s a hill to die on

Underrated post

not now sweetie. mommy’s drawing troll hatsune miku

mikustuck fucking WHEN