your mom loves me

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

gays need to flirt recreationally or they will explode

not being able to flirt at all during the formative years of your sexual development will do that to ya

What’s sex

some naked bullshit

ppl who oppose gender affirming care for kids are nuts like the extent of medical intervention for trans kids is maybe puberty blockers but they’ll still be like “SO UR SAYING WE SHOULD LET TODDLERS HAVE TOP SURGERY???????” barbara toddlers do not have a top to surgery

goodnight boobs goodnight breasts goodnight tits goodnight chests

Goodnight nipples, clothed or bare. Goodnight cleavage everywhere.

this shit is still so fucking funny

LMAO

Mane you said this was a booby trap!!! Aint no titties in here this is a pit of spikes I’m bleeding everywhere the fuck!!!