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me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

Owning 12 bras but only 3 of them are bras I will wear to work: an autobiography

#shitpost #alternative #shit post #meme #shitty #bras do not be comfortable

I had the wildest fucking dream that I somehow left school (I haven't been in school for 4 years) without my shirt and made it halfway home before I realized that my tits were ablaze and had to run back to get in to my locker and get a shirt and once I did my sophomore year history teacher stopped me and was asking me why I was there and why I had no shirt on earlier and I explained to her "I'm dreaming right now, none of this entirely makes sense" and she said "hmm well if you're dreaming, this is a good time to tell you, you need to stop looking for the answers in your dreams and you should be seeing a therapist for your problems" and then I left and actually walked all the way home thinking about like "fuck, maybe she's right" it before I woke up.

sindri42

guys holy fuck

So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

sindri42

I call it the wristfucker.

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Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.

sindri42

THIS IS STUPID

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Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.

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Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.

Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.

sindri42

My finest creation.

hentairobot

celebrity-pharmacist

IS THAT LAST ONE WHAT I THINK IT IS

shatterstag

OHHHH MYYY H GODDDD

janothar

loss.lightsaber

v-1enna

this website is a cesspool. i love it.

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"hey I need to be up super early for work so I need to go to bed at 6pm"

A narcissist parent: I promise to be quiet cause I am an amazing parent and love my child so much. "starts running a blender at 6:03pm*

"okay thanks"

Napoleon dynamite and the big Lebowski are the same sense of humor but with opposite energy.

#shitpost #shit post #alternative #aesthetic #the big lebowski #napoleon dynamite #thats just like #your opinion man

Tumblr for the love of god let me reblog your ads.

#shitpost #shit post #alternative #tumbr #tumblr ads

Nobody asked but here is my newest ✨hyper fixation ✨ my plant collection is slowly growing out of control for this small spot allotted in my mom's kitchen and honestly I deserve a greenhouse I've been a good person.

#plants #plantlover #plantcollector #plantcore #plant coven #shitpost #shit post #alternative #we hyperfixating #hyperfixation #i can stop anytime i want

that-house

Frat boy vampire draining someone while his bros chant “CHUG CHUG CHUG” in the background

bitchassslytherinsnakery

Mutuals this could be us

addyincolor

Opening up a boy with the cold ones

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kittenchomp

my god... she's come down with a case of "soup madness"

yourlocalurbanlegend

Me when I'm trying to eat soup on the couch and my cat insists on putting her head inside the bowl.

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yourlocalurbanlegend

Honk at your own risk

toniins

hey here’s a comp of vines so rare and endangered it took me 5 hours to track them all down

yourlocalurbanlegend

I saw the killer whale one and developed arthritis

Sipping your coffee in the morning and seeing the light hit your houseplants through the windows like

Yes. I am a successful mother. I need nothing in return. I only ask that my children are happy.

#shitpost #shit post #alternative #plants #houseplants

buttmst3k

designing and animating a diverse cast of women is hard

131-di

translation: we’re afraid to make women look different and “ugly” by giving them emotions that aren’t cutesy and cuddly because that would give people the idea that they’re human and not dolls to sell for Disney profit

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steveholtiscool

this post is back and 10x better

yourlocalurbanlegend

The one in the middle with her hair in her eyes. I love her. She is me.

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