be afraid of what i am

*covered in blood* i will.... *trembling* CHOOSE TO BE KIND... *in pain* i will be... NICE to others... *wanting to kill* i will see good in EVERYONE *yelding a knife* i will NOT be like those who hurt me... *screaming* i will be BETTER than who i was...

guess who just got kicked out of pride today for, you guessed it, being italian

WHO THE FUCK IS FRANK IERO

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

we used to say kill all men

yea and then we realized how harmful that was and how saying that did not help anyone and only harmed people, so people stopped saying it.

Touches you with my tendril. In a way that transmits kindness

the concept of a draagoshka unskippable mobile game ad where it’s a little cartoon mev in a frozen broken home with the gentleman and the text reads HELP HER! at the bottom and you have to solve a bunch of bullshit puzzles to get her a fireplace and some socks and she’s all sniffling and cold and shivering and every time you hit the ‘x’ at the top it redirects to the popup of the app store and it turns out it’s a match 3 game with a tiny gerard the top. and this ad shows up every time you open an app on your draag phone.

can the skinnyfat he/they rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time

NO ‼️

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

ship dynamic idea what if theres was a woman,.. . and. annother. woman........... together....r....