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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

Project Hail Mary is funny if you think about the fact that it’s not an alien movie at first. It’s an astronauts saving the planet with science movie, and then an alien shows up. You’re Ava Stratt - everyone on earth is freaking out about the sun dying and the earth freezing, and you send a man up into space to die. Years later you find out he met an alien? He says the alien will help and he does. Do you even care at that point? Do you tell people this? Is this the time to tell the world we have footage of an alien who helped save the world? Is this actually the perfect time to tell them because everything’s insane right now anyways? Love all the implications

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

I don't rly understand the whole 6 7 thing but I must say I'm glad to know they're still releasing new funny numbers. 420 and 69 had been shouldering a lot of weight for a long time.

this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown

You should loudly boo every Democrat who attacks Trump’s deal with Iran for being too Iran-friendly. Any deal to end this war is a good deal. I do not care that we are returning the assets we stole from them. Cry about it. If you don’t want to make concessions to a country you consider an adversary, don’t start pointless wars with them and kill schools full of their children

you're cute and it's tuesday