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According to Andy Weir's Eridian biology document, Eridians are better multitaskers than humans will ever be, but the trade off is they're physically incapable of locking in. SO funny to me. Yes this species can build a diorama while simultaneously blitzing through mathematics equations and also partaking in intense gossiping, but they cannot do any of those things for longer than, like, half an hour without going crazy. Species of supercomputers cursed with the TikTok attention span.
Rocky mocks Grace when he says that Rocky is distracting him by starting complex conversations while he's Trying To Do Science. "Human brain have to stop activity just because talking question? Useless! One track mind!"
Then Grace is on hour six of his "trying to recreate skittles" hyperfocus and Rocky is like What The Fuck. Statement.
Yeah human brains can only do a single very consuming task at a time but it can do it for a very long time. The one track in our one track minds spans multiple countries. Persistence predators, babey.
i was also thinking about how sensual the snow was, how suggestive the curves of the snowbanks appeared, their softness
Iâm going to level with you. I have listened to The Devil Went Down to Georgia for most of my life. We were a country music household, this was a staple of my childhood along with Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks, and that one Chipmunks country album.
I have no idea what âFire on the mountain run boys run/The Devil's in the house of the rising sun/Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough/Granny does your dog bite no child noâ means and at this point Iâm too scared to ask.
For once I can be of assistance.
Each of the lyrics comes from an old-time hickory song for fiddles, and is a lyric from that corresponding song.
"Fire on the Mountain" --> "Fire on the Mountain, run boys run"
Fire On The Mountain - Fiddle Player POV
"The House of the Rising Sun" --> "The Devil's in the house of the rising sun"
House of the Rising Sun
"Ida Red" --> "Chicken in the bread pan peckin' out dough"
Ida Red - Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys
"Granny Will Your Dog Bite" --> "Granny does your dog bite? 'No child, no'."
FTC #149 Granny Will Your Dog Bite
And for your furthered education, The Mountain Whipporwill.
Mountain Whippoorwill (aka How Hillbilly Jim Won the Great Fiddler's Prize)
this is the key part of the song, that a lot of people miss. people have this misconception that the contest between Johnny and The Devil is about who is the better fiddle player. but it isn't. its about who is the better fiddler.
in a time before things like radios and record players, every time you heard music was because there was somebody in the room with you playing an instrument. and many, many, many social events involved dancing, which requires music. so, if you're planning any kind of gathering in the american south or appalachia, you need to find a fiddler. and the fiddler's job is to play music that everybody knows and likes and can dance to.
the mistake The Devil makes in his bet with Johnny is that he misinterprets the contest as being about technical ability, so he has this big flashy song. he plays fast and impressively with a band of demons playing unfamiliar instruments in unfamiliar rhythms. he's definitely more skilled at playing than Johnny, and thinks he has it in the bag.
but Johnny wins because the contest is about being the best fiddler. the song uses these lines mentioned above as a shorthand for saying that Johnny is playing these songs. Johnny launches into a set of the most popular songs, played well, and that's what gives him his big win. A good fiddler knows all the hits, and can read the room to know what to play next. The Devil loses because he completely fails to read the room, and doesn't know the right songs.

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if any of you lack whimsy let him ask of god
Like in the other parts of the Catalan countries, Valencians celebrate Corpus Christi with parades of the locals dancing traditional dances and carrying religious statues. But some towns and cities in the Valencian Country have a unique dance: la dansa de la Moma.
The Moma is a figure dressed in white that symbolizes Virtue, and is surrounded by the 7 momos, figures dressed in red and black that represent the 7 Vices. They dance to a very simple song played only with dolçaina (a kind of flute) and tabal (a kind of drum). The dance represents the fight between Virtue and the Sins.
You can watch a video of the dance here.
Photos from XĂ tiva, Valencian Country.
platonic bloodymary is so extremely important actually
if I had a nickel for every time there was a movie released in 2026 centred around a guy who is unwillingly sent on an investigative expedition into the vast unknown with no support, by a woman whose name is three letters long and the last two of those letters are 'va', who is blamed for being forced to take desperate measures to save humanity and is ultimately portrayed as more unfeeling and unattached, as she sends the male main character on a one-way trip where he is intended to die for the sake of a chance at hope after an event where the stars fade and die, just to 'check out' what is happening in an anomalous part of the universe, and they have first contact with a complex alien life form, plus the film uses imagery of a red light running across from their right temple to their left cheek, and the character is told that their life is worth sacrificing because the threat is bigger than them then I would have two nickels. which isn't a lot but damn. it's so fucking cool that it happened twice.

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Oh, Mary, full of grace, receive the bloodied sufferer into your arms
I really wanted to show how I see what is happens to bloodymary right after the moment when Grace takes Simon from the bloody ocean I feel like I want it to be creepy and disturbing.
oh no, who's that standing against the wall in the last frame? It seems like while Rocky sleeps, Grace will survive the real Ripley-trying-to-survive-on-the-ship-with-Alien experience
i donât feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to âwomen will lose to men in every sport bc they donât have as much testosterone!!!!!â my elite feminist response is honest to god âok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselvesâ like iâm sorry i just canât be persuaded. iâm a brick wall. i want co-ed sports
âLesson #1 how far can humans seeâ
you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter
what
this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good
loud warning
Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at âGET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAANâ
finally. an appropriate name for my âtime to leaveâ alarm.

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She is not a dictator, she is a sweet cinnamon bun.
Just look at her
I get sick on an elevator. Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller