Run away to a little place with me ...

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

once you learn about pseudoscience you're forever doomed to get angry when people talk about like. love languages or stockholm syndrome. but forced to stay quiet lest your lose your mind trying to correct millions of people

BMI IS FAKE. BMI MEANS JACK SHIT. I AM GRABBING Y'ALL BY THE SHOULDERS THIS METRIC IS COMPLETELY USELESS AND IT WAS MADE BY AN EUGENICIST

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

me, adding a new tag to my block list: I’m so glad my beloved mutual has discovered a new source of joy

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

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parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

gotta run to google to make sure this phrase i’ve used correctly a million times before hasn’t changed meaning so i don’t use it incorrectly

he/they delilah what's it like in pronouns city

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

This is more of a hit than I expected, which I wish is something I could say about my stupid, sore neck muscles