Believe

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

i’m gently cupping every woman’s face when I say this: there are things far worse than being single at any age

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

remember: even if everything else in the world sucks, at least we still have croissants

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

ilya responds to ig q&a questions that say ‘whats it like to be a fucking f*ggot?’ with a picture of shane in a backwards cap and a white tshirt casually lifting the hem to wipe his mouth with one hand so his abs are exposed while he’s holding ilyas hand with the other, with the text ‘VERY AWESOME 😍👍’