i have been here forever

official mama post

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

the humble woolly mammoth

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

Palestine was a place. Argue about the wars and the conquering all you want, but it was a place that existed once.

(with tears in my eyes) we have to post more perverted things now. because we never know which perverted post will be our last ...

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

sweet, might base an agricultural civilisation on this river, hope it behaves itself

might just fuck around and find out

Diversity win! This river has ADHD

I took two semesters of Chinese history in college. The first thing the professor started with was “getting to know the rivers, Yangtze and the Yellow Rivers. You need to know them because they will play very important roles in the history of China. The Yangtze has been crucial to trade, movement, culture and more. The Yellow river, the Yellow River can’t be trusted as you will repeatedly see.”

If you got stuck on a question during a test or whatever you could start with “the Yellow river jumped the banks causing instability and chaos that quickly spread” and would be correct more times than you would be incorrect.

My brother said his highschool hisotry teacher told the class at one point that they could write "Trouble in the Balkans" as an answer on a quiz or test and it would probably be right.

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo