idk don’t call me anything

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

MAYBE IT’S JUST THE SEED TALKING, BUT DO WE FUCKING GO GET THIS GUY?

that’s why the cycle is breaking, because we’re all together and the decisions we would’ve made alone… i don’t feel compelled to make when i’m with you.

followed by zirk crying and throwing up while philip holds him back

WE’RE NOT LIKE YOUR MOM, MAN. WE’RE NOT GONNA WALK AWAY.

MAYBE IT’S JUST THE SEED TALKING, BUT DO WE FUCKING GO GET THIS GUY?

that’s why the cycle is breaking, because we’re all together and the decisions we would’ve made alone… i don’t feel compelled to make when i’m with you.

followed by zirk crying and throwing up while philip holds him back

MAYBE IT’S JUST THE SEED TALKING, BUT DO WE FUCKING GO GET THIS GUY?

that’s why the cycle is breaking, because we’re all together and the decisions we would’ve made alone… i don’t feel compelled to make when i’m with you.

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

was about to make a post saying “putting the word berry up on a shelf” in response to seeing two -berry posts in a row but then i realized how meaningless and cruel that would be for me to say

someone left a wordberry up on the shelf and its attracting ants :(

idk but when i discover new books and music i’m just excited to be alive again. yes a bit dramatic but that’s how i feel when i discover them