Ask Not For Whom The Baja Blasts

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being