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Why you can't be a genuine fan of a Sith character if you're anti-Jedi
Going to preface this by saying I'm not a true-blue Count Dooku stan, in that I don't live in obsession hell about him like my friends and mutuals do - but I do believe in their beliefs, and I support them all the same. So the fact that so many other self-proclaimed fans of his are virulently anti-individual Jedi characters and/or anti-the Jedi Order on the whole has been bothering me for a while, and I finally put my finger on why.
Because earnestly expressing anti-Jedi beliefs, and citing Dooku as evidence for their beliefs that the Jedi are arrogant, complacent, apathetic, corrupt, stagnant, etc., actually proves that they're not really fans of his character. Or, at least, whatever they're a fan of - whether it be the aesthetics of the Sith, the idea of him, what have you - it's not really him. Not his character. Because Dooku's character, as laid out in the films and the extended materials he appears in (canon and Legends), hinges on him being wrong. On doing the wrong thing, and talking himself into believing that it was right - or at the very least necessary.
It's consistent throughout the overall narrative that no Sith (or Sith-adjacent, i.e. Dark/Fallen Jedi, Dark Acolyte, Inquisitor, etc.) character can or should be taken at face value, and especially not about the Jedi. All of them lie, and lie frequently: to themselves, to each other, to the audience. All of them, consciously or unconsciously, delude themselves, because they need to in order to justify what they've done, what they've become.
Ventress needs to believe that one of the only people to ever be kind to her didn't die senselessly, that she can avenge his death. Reva needs to believe the same about the murder of her family. Quinlan tells himself one more crossed line, one more terrible thing in the service of a greater good, is worth it to uncover and stop the Jedi's enemies. Trilla blames her pain and projects her fury onto Jedi survivors because it's smaller, easier, than confronting the systemic evil of the Empire. Anakin, after being convinced to massacre his people and destroy his closest relationships, buys into the sunk-cost fallacy because he needs to tell himself it wasn't all for nothing. Palpatine, after being manipulated into murdering his parents and siblings, chooses to believe that he was born irrevocably tainted because it's less frightening than the idea of having lost control.
And Dooku actively cedes his agency and responsibility to point the finger back at others, or at fate and outside circumstances, for his own choices. It's one of his worst habits even as a Jedi, but it's at its most extreme and prominent as a Sith: how he bows over and over to Sidious' will, to theirs and his own larger plan, falls back on it all as an excuse for betraying the Jedi and the Republic on the whole, for betraying individual people like Ventress, even for ordering the murders of two of the people who loved and trusted him most (i.e Sifo-Dyas and Jenza) and stealing their works out from under their corpses.
But it's arguably exemplified best by how he could have taken responsibility and stopped Sidious as far back as TPM: he could have saved Qui-Gon. He could easily have warned him and the other Jedi about Sidious and Maul; granted, it would've exposed him too, and gotten in the way of his own plans for the Republic. But it very likely would've saved the life of his much-beloved former Padawan. Not only does he not do that, but when Qui-Gon dies as a result of his saying nothing, that is when he blames the Council, and the Jedi, for his loss. He refuses to confront the truth: that he could have prevented Qui-Gon's death, right then and there.
So by extension, he refuses to confront that he had a choice in bowing to the Sith and joining them, that none of the outside circumstances he leans upon (stagnation & corruption in the Senate, the Council not being omniscient/omnipresent & being forced into hard choices due to political pressure, imperfect & incomplete application of the Jedi's abilities & influence, etc.) forced the splintering of the Republic or the war that followed, and every other action spiraling out from there.
Moreover, a full decade after TPM, he also refuses to believe that Qui-Gon (deeply committed to his morals and to the Light) would've been justifiably horrified by what he'd done. Instead, he assuages his own guilt by reasoning that he would've understood and joined him instead - and projects it outward, lashes out, when Obi-Wan declares otherwise, and when he and the other Jedi refuse to bow in turn, when they fight tooth and nail throughout the war to hold on to who they are as Jedi despite pressure from all sides to do otherwise. Their acceptance of their own agency and responsibility, their commitment to their values, flies in the face of the narrative he has spun for himself, and that they are his political enemies becomes deeply, deeply personal. He can't be objective. He can't accept responsibility, they must bear it in his stead. So his projection of blame and vindictive cruelty towards them deepens, on and on, through the war - and all while the truth that he still longs for the Padawan he might have saved still hangs in the air between them.
But as much as he might still long for companionship, for family, for the loved ones he betrayed and left behind and/or that have since died, he has sunk himself too deep into the narrative. And so he continues to lie to himself that ceding to outside forces was necessary, that it will all be worth it in the end...until the truth that he has wasted his last years in service to someone who will betray him in turn finally comes to him, far too late, mere moments before his death.
If Count Dooku were right about the Jedi then, textually, canonically, he would not be Count Dooku. If he were right about conspiring with an aspiring authoritarian dictator and becoming his right hand man; murdering his sister and his childhood best friend; throwing the people he grew up with and who raised him into the proverbial meat grinder; cozying up to slave traders and greedy, corrupt corporations; inciting the CIS to violence and silencing anyone who wanted coexistence with his enemies and helping start a civil war that killed billions of people (and left room for multiple further genocides as/after the Empire took over) all just to further his own ends, then this would not be Star Wars. This would be a fundamentally different story, with fundamentally different themes, and a diametrically opposed message to what actually appears in the narrative.
Therefore, if you take what he says as a Sith about the Jedi at face value, you have missed the point of both the story and his character entirely. And if you don't understand his character, then you can't really be a fan of his - and the same must be true for any Sith, Darksider, or Sith-adjacent character by extension.
So, why are people so obsessed with making the Jedi puritans who have never known human touch and would faint at the idea of a legal and consenting couple saying 'I love you'? Like, they grew up in a place where as younglings they slept in the same rooms as their clan members. Masters are likely to comfort padawans after the first time they had to take lives, they have been surrounded by thousands of people in the same temple their whole lives, they've almost certainly experienced dealing with panic attacks and caring for their sick clan members more than once by the time they go through the initiate trials. They know how emotions work, they aren't supposed to shut them away, they're taught to process their emotions and to not let themselves be consumed by emotions. They're also probably more used to displays of affection than anyone else, which is why I feel like there're so many holonet forbidden Jedi romances, because you'll see two Jedi holding hands while walking, or resting their head on the other's shoulder to take a nap, and to you it seems romantic, but to them it's just how they act. This is a fellow Jedi, a family member, it isn't necessarily romantic, it's just what you do. There's only one bed? They sleep together because they don't care, they're family and it's easier than taking up another room that could be used for someone else. It's cold at night and they're camping outside? They'll cuddle in the same sleeping bag because it's to keep warm. They'll undress in front of one another and clean their comrades' wounds because this is just another Jedi's body, who cares? Which causes a lot of confusion for people because they see this and they think that these Jedi are romantically involved when no, they're just being Jedi.
Also, some of the Jedi who are close friends will absolutely play this up for laughs outside of the temple, and they will actually just start flirting with one another in public, which annoys some members of the council. When asked about it, both Yoda and Mace will say "we do not approve of this sort of behaviour from Jedi" or something like that, and then turn around and start laughing their asses off at whatever nonsense two Jedi did that inspired 30 forbidden romance novels.
me when im in a misinterpreting the source material competition and my opponent is a swr fan who insists on the spectres being a nuclear family
But reylo really is the most heterosexual ship out there because the man’s violence and anger and general immaturity are taken to be romantic and the woman’s clear feelings of disgust/hatred/fear of the man are completely ignored.
to think they crucified me for this and acted like I was shitting on DV victims. I’ll add that reylo is white as FUCK.

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and what if i said that ezra bridger could be nonbinary. what then.
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"Luke proved that attachment was a good thing and that the Jedi were all dogmatic and wrong"
is a take that fundamentally misunderstands both Luke as a character and the entire point behind Star Wars and the Jedi religion.
Luke didn't act out of attachment. If he did he would have killed Palpatine and Vader in a desperate attempt to save his friends.
Let's actually compare this to mister attachment aka Anakin, shall we.
If Anakin was in a position where some guy (for example Dooku) was responsible for Padmé, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, Rex etc. being in current life threatening danger, he would have killed that man and anyone who stood in his way. If there was another guy claiming to be his father that might have thrown him off for a bit but in pure rage and terror of what might happen to the people he loves he would have 10000% killed him, father or not (he literally tries to kill his surrogate father / brother out of attachment and greed and later succeeds IN THE MOVIES).
Luke however chooses AGAINST acting out of attachment. He doesn't let his fear for his loved ones control him. The literal moment he crashes out and eventually almost kills Vader is when Vader mentions Leia. His attachment to her led him to react with rage in a desperate attempt to protect her but then he realizes that that's WRONG. That he's playing into Palpatine's hands and giving himself over to the dark side, so he stops. He chooses not to become what Anakin let himself be turned into.
Luke's motivation for saving Vader is not attachment - it's compassion.
Attachment is to act on behalf of yourself. Attachment is choosing your own feelings over what the people you love would want. Attachment is sacrificing everything your wife stood for, choking her to unconsciousness because she doesn't react the way you want her to and trying to kill your own brother out of greed and jealousy. Attachment is selfish love - love that is about YOU and not the people around you.
Compassion is SELFESS love. Compassion is choosing others over yourself. Compassion is valuing the ideals and wants of the people you love - not just wanting to keep them by your side at all cost. Compassion is tossing away your lightsaber and letting yourself get tortured and almost killed because you REFUSE to act out of attachment and let anyone be hurt but yourself. Compassion is also to sacrifice yourself to save your child even though it gains you neither a better future nor him staying in your life.
Luke's compassion motivated Anakin to act out of compassion as well. That's what the movie is about, guys.
I do sometimes feel like 60% of the more tedious fanfic discourse boils down to people of mutually incompatible tastes all trying to elevate 'characters are Good when I am sexually attracted to them' to the status of urgent cause or universal principle.
I have a very important question. How tall does kleebo get?
I had to look up typical rodian height (1.75 meters ~5’9”) and I figure he gets pretty tall and stringy early on but only reaches around 5’6” full grown!
Hes just like me fr i love kleebo <3

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The way people talk about the Jedi being "outdated", this underlying assumption that they "obviously" need to get with the times, change completely, abandon everything that is their culture, it is uncomfortably similar to how I see antisemites talk about Judaism
I recently read a Star Wars book set shortly after The Phantom Menace: Mace Windu: The Glass Abyss by Steven Barnes and took a few photos of some moments that I thought were delightful.
Yoda and Mace at the funeral for Qui Gon and Yoda does the Parental Nudge of Behave in Church to Mace Windu
Anakin, age 9, being a little shit and mocking Yoda.
And finally, Mace describing Yoda as being a bit slippery about his early days.
since Mando'a doesn't really do articles, I propose that Mandalorians speaking Basic sound like Russians speaking English
He goes to Yoda’s room to lie on the floor instead of expressing his feelings or asking for help
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we need more fics exploring how luke’s aunt was implicitly a retired anti-slavery revolutionary. that’d be interesting to explore i think
luke is talking to leia some time post trilogy and he’s like yeah when i was little we used to put up these random twi’lek women in the guest room in the middle of the night every so often and after they’d arrive my aunt would stand outside with a rifle for a while. also owen taught me to always shoot bounty hunters on the property first and ask questions later. i have no idea what all of that’s about. and leia just stares at him for a long while before hes like w. wait a minute… ohhhhhh
i love you friendship and qprs and best friends and friends with benefits and mentorships and roommates and found family and surrogate parents and chosen siblings and rivalries every single specifically and actively nonromantic dynamic that exists