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Imagine being a crew member on a ship that was attacked by three different kinds of sea monsters and dying in a random cargo accident weeks before anything remotely interesting went down. Thats so embarrassing

i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

the wizard is my mother but that's not relevant

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I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

@sand-worms

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

Crazy that y'all aren't offering obeisance to the world serpent. Its wiggles are literally cute

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

Credits to the murderer

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

Support your local assassins

”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”

Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder

I’m never leaving this fucking app.