sarah

But Mel can’t be considered. They watch ELF because Becca likes ELF. She makes other plans for fireworks even though she knows Mel enjoys watching them with her and obviously didn’t plan on telling her until she absolutely had to.

I can appreciate Langdon trying to play devils advocate and try and help Mel by actually listening to her complaints.

But Becca doesn’t have to worry about consequences for her actions because she doesn’t have to bear responsibility. MEL DOES. Mel is left cleaning up messes to parties that she was never even invited to.

Please R&R!!!!!!!

my children, there was another before it, older and untagged

Author: This is a cute little story I wrote and I hope you enjoy it! Characters were a bit finicky but I think I managed alright!

Character A: You absolutely do not control me, I do what I want.

Author: Sush you! Back in your cage! LOL

Character A: No fuck you man, I will not. Also I would never say these things. What are you doing..?

For those few of you that do not know… when fanfics used to have “lemon” in the summary… that meant they involved smut.

mel’s 17th century french woman alter ego has bewitched me ⋆˙⟡

i feel like mel is definitely the type of person who is is very meticulous about her costume being historically accurate so i referenced some fashion illustrations from the 1680’s for this look!

like... to most of the others, she's odd and quirky and a lot of people don't understand her or get her humor... except for the 6 foot something dark-haired, blue eyed senior doctor who looks at her like the sun shines out of her ass and goes out of his way to check in on her 4 times in 12 hours and compliments her easily.

i repeat, his HANDS were STEADY during the urine test

STEADY

But with mel they're SHAKING