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5e Wizard Subclass: School of Necromancy, Improved
Ever wanted to play an actually cool and powerful necromancer wizard? Ever wished you could play a strong healer without being religious about it? Ever wanted to be goth AND a nerd? Well do I have the subclass for you!
Design notes: I designed this subclass to fit the lore of my setting where the strongest type of magical healing can be accessed through necromancy as you manipulate the life force of all the creatures around you. I purposefully did not lean into a "summoner" niche, as conjuration wizard has that pretty well-covered, and instead I wanted to make the player feel the power they have over life and death to kill their enemies and heal their allies. I hope you find this inspiring!
You focus your wizardly studies on controlling and manipulating the life force of every living being around you, bolstering your allies and dragging your enemies closer to their demise. Will you go against the image of the classic maniacal necromancer and be a benevolent source of healing and rejuvenation? Or will you embrace the tales of horror and leave death and destruction in your wake?
LEVEL 2
Necromancy Savant
You automatically gain one necromancy cantrip from any spell list. It does not count against the number of cantrips you know. Additionally, the gold and time you must spend to copy a Necromancy spell into your spellbook is halved. You also automatically gain the spell Find Familiar and it is considered a Necromancy spell for you. Your familiar is automatically of the creature type “undead”, and the forms your familiar takes reflect that, whether they are pieced together from different body parts or their form has a more ghostly or even skeletal appearance.
You also gain proficiency with the Herbalism Kit, and you can choose if each healing potion you make with it heals living or undead creatures. Potions made for the incorrect creature type do an amount of poison damage equal to the amount it would normally heal.
Grim Harvest
You gain the ability to reap life energy from creatures you kill with your spells. Once per turn, when you kill one or more creatures with a spell of 1st level or higher, you collect a number of hit points equal to twice the spell's level or three times its level if the spell belongs to the School of Necromancy, plus your wizard level. You may choose to either immediately absorb those hit points yourself, or you may bestow those hit points on any number of allies within 60ft of you, including your own thralls and/or familiar, distributed however you wish. You don't gain this benefit from killing constructs, nor can constructs benefit from your collected hit points.
LEVEL 6
Undeath Expertise
You have spent so much time dealing with undead and the forces that animate them that you are more adept with them than most. You add the Animate Dead spell to your spellbook if it is not there already. When you cast Animate Dead, you can target one additional corpse or pile of bones, creating another zombie or skeleton, as appropriate. Your thralls add your proficiency bonus to their weapon damage rolls.
You also have resistance to necrotic damage, and your hit point maximum can't be reduced.
Reap and Sow
Your flexibility with your Grim Harvest healing increases. You may choose to allocate seven hit points from your Grim Harvest ability and, instead of healing with them, use them to remove one poison, curse, or disease on a creature within 60ft of you. You may spend any remaining hit points to heal as usual. Constructs cannot benefit from this ability.
LEVEL 10
Master of Death
Your mastery over life and death increases. You add the Raise Dead spell to your spellbook. You also select an additional spell of 5th level or lower from the school of necromancy from any spell list. These both count as wizard spells for you, and don't count against the number of new spells you can learn this level.
Thrall Harvest
Whenever you create or enthrall an undead using a necromancy spell, the creature's hit point maximum is increased by an amount equal to your proficiency bonus times your intelligence modifier. As an action, you may choose one or more of your thralls within 60ft of you and sacrifice them. You gather the remaining hit points the thrall had when it was sacrificed and use them as you would with your Grim Harvest ability, distributing them as healing to any living or undead creature within 60ft of you.
LEVEL 14
Resurrection Savant
You add the Resurrection spell to your spellbook. It counts as a wizard spell for you and doesn't count against the number of new spells you can learn this level.
Goth Bitch Explosion
You gain the ability to temporarily rip free the life forces around you and bend them to your will. Once per long rest, you may spend an action and bonus action to release a wave of undeath within a 90ft radius centered on you. Every living and undead creature within range, including you, must make a Con save against your spell save DC. On a failure, each creature takes 3 times your wizard level in necrotic damage. On a success, they take half damage. Regardless of success or failure, the damage ignores resistance or immunity. If this damage brings a creature to zero hit points, they automatically die, regardless of other abilities. You may choose any number of creatures that die from this to automatically rise as your thralls, skeleton or zombie (your choice), each with one hit point. You may then take that pool of damage dealt and choose any number of creatures within 90ft, including yourself, to distribute those hit points as healing. Unlike other healing spells or resources, you may also choose a fallen non-undead non-construct creature who has died within the last minute as a target, and they will revive prone on the ground with however many hit points you choose to give them. If you yourself die and come back from this effect, you return with three levels of exhaustion.
i'm a little tutorial fairy and i flutter around after you and go like "remember, turning on your lantern can improve visibility in dark places!" but then suddenly i feel like i'm being annoying and i get really quiet and distant for the next three hours
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It is a bit of a bitter pill but like, it's really genuinely excruciatingly difficult to try to be friends with girls who aren't communist transfeminists because they just like haven't gotten their vaccinations against rancid, festering bits of mainstream ideology that tell them that they and other girls hurting themselves and letting themselves be hurt is no big deal, so then like every other conversation with them is to the tune of 'hey I'm being treated like shit by someone in my life that makes me chronically stressed' 'wow they sound like a piece of shit' 'oh no they're not that bad they did something else good for me and really I'm a bad [daughter][partner][friend] anyway so they deserve to treat me that way' and you just like. Sigh really loud as you go through the process of wrestling a stray down for a vaccination.
This also makes any attempt to give any of your other friends advice a quick time event before the mainstream friend can reinforce their imbibed self hatred. Self respect doesn't just affect the self, it affects the way you see everyone around you, what you think they deserve, the advice you give them, the beliefs you reinforce in them. If you don't respect yourself you will innately respect everyone around you less, because you won't be able to see the horrible things that happen to them clearly, since the same happens to you and you think you deserve it.
i feel like we've completely killed the ability to just gently tell someone when they're wrong or that their opinions don't pass the vibe check. we have to accommodate every single type of person and all their dogshit opinions OR we have to drive them off the internet, no in between
like you should be able to tell someone hey i think this belief you hold is harmful and i kindly ask you to reconsider your position or something instead of being like well you're toxic and everyone should dogpile you until you die or just being like welllllll it's not my business teehee they can perpetuate whatever they want
conversely i think we've also killed the ability to accept this kind of gentle criticism lol people just run to hide behind their identities .. im literally neurodivergent and a minor
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guys i have an idea for a movie it's about a musician ☺️ and it's a biopic 🤩 and it tells their story 🧐 because even though they were famous 🥳 they also had some struggles 😔 but also some good moments too 😊 don't you want to come relive their wikipedia page 🤗
I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes
I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.
Thats not what "here comes the airplane" is referring to. The phrase "here comes the airplane" is something parents (supposedly) say when feeding fussy infants. The joke is that it looks like someone is gently feeding her a battery, not that a battery causes airplanes or whatever yall thought
👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The phrase “Here comes the airplane” is spoken by parents while feeding their babies batteries, so that their babies can become airplanes. Becoming an airplane is considered good because it is a high-paying job. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
If you were on a plane about to crash and there was only one parachute, which member of The Beatles would you give it to?
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if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you
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